Classic Simpsons lines

[On the Left Wing]

A couple of mine...

Marge (to homer) : Have you been drinking?
Homer: No, well, 10 beers

Wiggum (to kids): Let that be a lesson to you, kids never learn!

 

[gullmachine88]

Homer: ' God is my favourite fictional character'

 

[Marc]

Ralph: "I bent my wookiee"
after he fell over and landed on his Wookiee figure!

 

[Seagullmatt]

Wahoo, four day weekend!

 

[CHAPPERS]

Ralph: "I bent my wookiee"
after he fell over and landed on his Wookiee figure!

And just seconds later the same character pipes up with, 'my cat's breath smells like cat food'.

 

[Titanic]

My milk money... and my milk!

 

[Titanic]

Remember son, the trick to avoiding Jury Duty is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get.

 

[On the Left Wing]

"Marge, we had a deal. Your sisters don't come here after six, and I stop eating your lipstick"

 

[Curious Orange]

Homer "But TV gives so much, and takes so little!"

 

[Faldo]

Flanders: I have a splitting headache. My mouth tastes like vomit. And I don't remember a thing!

Homer: Welcome to my world....

Or...

Homer: No beer and no TV make homer something, something...
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Dont mind if I do... (cue shouting and screaming).

 

[Titanic]

Sensitive love letters are my speciality. "Dear Baby, welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you!"

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Chief Wiggum: "Snake, you are under arrest for the murders of Moe Sislack and Apu Nahem... Naphemm... Na.... erm, just Moe, just Moe."

 

[chips and gravy]

Oh Margie, you came and you gave me a turkey - Homer sings to the tune of Mandy by Barry Manilow

 

[Titanic]

Homer: No offence Apu, but when they were handing out religions you must have been out taking a whizz.

Apu: Mr Simpson, pay for your purchases, and get out...and come again!

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

Wiggum: "Homer Simpson, you're under arrest for the murder of Montgomery Burns"

"D'OOOOH!"

Wiggum:"That's what they aaaalll say...."


I also like the one in Titanic's sig.

 

[chips and gravy]

Marge: Kids - don't forget your lunch

Kids: That's ok Mum - we've got money

 

[lost in london]

Homer on finding out the Monster Trucks clashed with Lisa's sax recital 'Oh cruel fate why do you mock me so!'

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I refer you to the quote below....

 

[Seagullmatt]

http://www.humorsphere.com/simpsons/

Just found this.

 

[Scotty Mac]

when homer is trying not to swear because of the swear jar, and treads on a rusty nail: "fidel di dy, that will require a tetnus shot"

when marge is in the police force, and discovers counterfeit jeans:

wiggum: unfortuantely, we can't press charges due to lack of evidence
marge: what about the jeans
wiggum: errrr, they mysteriosuly dissapeared (shows police officers putting jeans on) looking good boys