Cats and Dogs - The Showdown

[Questions]

If you were shrunk to 6 inches tall your dog would love and protect you whereas your cat would torture you to a slow and painful death. ( seen it on youtube )

Also who would go for a night out at the Coral Siamese cat Stadium ?
Nasty vindictive animals they are and they would scratch the handlers when being put in the traps.

Chasing a piece of wool around the track.................. bastard things.

 

[bhaexpress]

And yours doesn't?

Maybe so but I bet he doesn't leave it on other people's doorsteps.

 

[Trufflehound]

Maybe so but I bet he doesn't leave it on other people's doorsteps.

Why not?

1: Shit in a paper bag.
2: Place it on someone's doorstep.
3: Set it alight.
4: Ring the bell.
5: Watch as the occupant opens the door, sees the flaming parcel, and stamps out the flames.*








*Incredibly obscure reference warning: I got that from an interview in NME with Mick Box, guitarist of Uriah Heep, in about 1976. You can tell how long ago it was because NME still liked bands like Uriah Heep in those days...

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

what on earth is going on

 

[glasfryn]

Why not?

1: Shit in a paper bag.
2: Place it on someone's doorstep.
3: Set it alight.
4: Ring the bell.
5: Watch as the occupant opens the door, sees the flaming parcel, and stamps out the flames.*








*Incredibly obscure reference warning: I got that from an interview in NME with Mick Box, guitarist of Uriah Heep, in about 1976. You can tell how long ago it was because NME still liked bands like Uriah Heep in those days...

and I see that cats won/or are winning 38-30

 

[Silent Bob]

If you were shrunk to 6 inches tall your dog would love and protect you whereas your cat would torture you to a slow and painful death. ( seen it on youtube )

Also who would go for a night out at the Coral Siamese cat Stadium ?
Nasty vindictive animals they are and they would scratch the handlers when being put in the traps.

Chasing a piece of wool around the track.................. bastard things.

So dogs don't eat smaller creatures? Hmmm not sure about that one.

And what does their use for racing, or as guide dogs, or brining you booze if you're stuck up a mountain have to do with it?

 

[m20gull]

In the two years we have lived in this house our dogs have brought in more dead birds than the cats have.

The springer was excellent. Just carried it in to the conservatory and dropped it gently at my wife's feet.