Cats and Dogs - The Showdown

[Uncle Spielberg]

After Easy's understandable beasting of a rogue Moggy trying to eat his bird. I will argue that Cats are in fact a waste of space and an animal abomination.

Cats are basically evil and are disloyal and their poo smells and Dogs are loyal and fun and have better personalties and are infact much cooler.

Cat lovers can put the case for the defence but its Dogs for me.

 

[Trigger]

Meow.

 

[Icy Gull]

woof woof

 

[Simster]

Meow.

 

[Icy Gull]

Cats are for people with flats, dogs are (or should be) for people with a garden at least

 

[cardboard]

woof

 

[glasfryn]

After Easy's understandable beasting of a rogue Moggy trying to eat his bird. I will argue that Cats are in fact a waste of space and an animal abomination.

Cats are basically evil and are disloyal and their poo smells and Dogs are loyal and fun and have better personalties and are infact much cooler.

Cat lovers can put the case for the defence but its Dogs for me.

cats do not have to be taken for a walk
cats can survive without us
cats don't slobber all over you
cats don't try to shag your leg
cats are smaller and neater
............................................................

dogs shit on the pavements
drag you about on a lead
never clean themselves
if left unattended will roam in packs
and when was the last time you heard about a cat savaging anything (other than a dog or a bird)




don't get me wrong here I love dogs too and have had them as pets.

 

[Simster]

Cats are for people with a life, dogs are (or should be) for people with no life and/or who enjoy pointless walks in pissing rain and picking up dog shit

Good point Icy

 

[Icy Gull]

Good point Icy

Oh I forgot, cats are for couch potatoes and fat people who hate exercise

 

[Silent Bob]

I always think it's a bit mean to leave a dog on it's own all day while you're at work.

 

[Hiney]

Dogs

You have CHILDREN to walk them and pick up the SHIT

Cats are the spawn of SATAN

 

[Icy Gull]

I always think it's a bit mean to leave a dog on it's own all day while you're at work.

Can't argue with that.

 

[Caveman]

Cats are for women and homosexuals. FACT.

 

[Simster]

Cats are for women and homosexuals. FACT.

Dogs are for chavs with small willies. FACTOMUNDO.

 

[Falmer Flutter ©]

If you all stopped spunking your money on vets bills and pet food, and spent it at going to watch the Albion, then maybe we could have afforded the obviously excessive wage demands of a two-bit footballer with delusions of grandeur.


Oh, and the correct answer is cats.

 

[The Large One]

Cats taste nicer on the barbecue, but you get more meat from a dog.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

"Cats are smaller and neater"
Oh yeah, well what about Lions and Panthers ? Please try and think before posting.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

We have both. And a rabbit. Where is the rabbit option ?

 

[Caveman]

Did you know if you died and you were left in a room to rot (a bit like us at Withdean) a dog would sit beside you and die with you.

However a cat would start to eat you.... SCUM!

 

[Caveman]

We have both. And a rabbit. Where is the rabbit option ?

Rabbits are for ladyboys and oh children.