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BREAKING NEWS Leicester game off?



HenryC

New member
Mar 27, 2010
660
South West!
The Football League have become involved in a row over next weeks clash between Leicester City and league leaders Brighton.

Leicester manager Sven Goran Ericsson has been forced to admit that his players are threatening to go on strike next weekend due to Brightons possession football.

A Leicester player who wished to remain anonymous spoke to our reporter this evening:

"it's just not fair" he said "Brighton always keep the ball and don't give anyone else a chance. We train really hard all week and at least want a chance to kick the ball on a Saturday. We spoke to the Bristol players after their match today and they said that Brighton were really selfish and hardly let them play at all"

In an effort to prevent a cancellation Brighton manager Gus Poyet has suggested that Leicester could have a second ball and some of their players could take it in turns to play in a coned-off area of the pitch but the Leicester players are apparently worried that the Brighton fans will laugh at them.

A League spokesman has suggested that Brighton should give Leicester possession for at least 5 minutes after every Brighton goal and Poyet is apparently considering this in order to try and be fair about things.

Brighton currently lead the Championship with 16 points from 6 games.

Leicester don't really care because they are all overpaid.

More to follow...
 










GoldWithFalmer

Seaweed! Seaweed!
Apr 24, 2011
12,687
SouthCoast
Makes you wonder,perhaps to counteract our style some mad cap official will take it upon himself to book our whole side for time wasting...
 








ezmally

New member
Sep 16, 2006
369
Hastings
Not enough credit i think from previous replies. Post of the year. Superb my friend.
 






AnotherArch

Northern Exile
Apr 2, 2009
1,194
Stockport & M62
Leicester is close ehough to Peterborough for them to co-opt that Peterborough reporter who claims the referee should book the Brighton goalie for timewasting (when the ball is actually legitmately in play).
 


















bhaexpress

New member
Jul 7, 2003
27,627
Kent
Good effort, 8/10. Far more interesting than most posts.
 


D

Deleted member 18477

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The people that feel the need to put 'fail' - you are f***ing knobs! We all know it's just a little joke. I chuckled and if you didn't then you really need to lighten up a little. Jesus Christ!
 






Fef

Rock God.
Feb 21, 2009
1,729
It brought a smile to my chops - which on a Sunday morning is quite something.
 


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