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Biggest twats - by trade



Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
55,481
Surrey
Just seeing that car dealers thread - I'm wondering what trades are crammed full of the worlds biggets twats in the minds of NSC. I think it's a subject that does the rounds on here every six months and I'm fairly sure that agents tend to win this gong in most peoples eyes.

For me, it's IT recruitment agents just ahead of estate agents. :tosser:

I'm sure there is at least one estate agent regular on here who will attempt to defend his piss poor no-qualifications-required "profession"...
 




Simster said:


I'm sure there is at least one estate agent regular on here who will attempt to defend his piss poor no-qualifications-required "profession"...


Yep, I had that "discussion" with him a few months back. But worse for me is head hunters. No qualifications, no skills, piss easy job and yet the fuckers charge up to 30% to place someone. You place a team of 3 successful well qualified people and you earn the same as them for doing bugger all. Bastards.
 


zefarelly

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
23,362
Sussex, by the sea
recruitment consultants
estate agents
car dealers, new and used
sign companies
taxi drivers

accountants and lawyers get a bad press but in my experience theyre a pleasure to deal with and know by comparisson to any of the above ~
 


B.M.F

New member
Aug 2, 2003
7,272
wherever the money is
Politicians ( especially lewes councellors )without a doubt then telesales then car dealers and estate agents.
 








Estate Agents, car mechanics and salesman.

And misdiagnosing A&E doctors. Take it as read guys, if I come to A&E with a bad ankle - it's serious. First time you told me I sprained it, I'd actually broken it. Five years later, you tell me to walk and drive with it as there is nothing wrong and then tell me I have tendonitis which requires 7 days rest and no driving and little walking. It would be cured by now if you'd bothered to give me a competent doctor first time around. :censored:
 






The Great Cornholio said:
Estate Agents, car mechanics and salesman.

And misdiagnosing A&E doctors. Take it as read guys, if I come to A&E with a bad ankle - it's serious. First time you told me I sprained it, I'd actually broken it. Five years later, you tell me to walk and drive with it as there is nothing wrong and then tell me I have tendonitis which requires 7 days rest and no driving and little walking. It would be cured by now if you'd bothered to give me a competent doctor first time around. :censored:


It doesn't matter how much you harp on about your ever so slightly sore ankle, we KNOW you are a skiver.
 


Lammy

Registered Abuser
Oct 1, 2003
7,581
Newhaven/Lewes/Atlanta
Any sort of agent.

Estate agent
Recruiters
Sports Agents

All they do is cream off other peoples talents. Blood suckers. The world would be a better place without them.
 


Lammy said:
Any sort of agent.

Estate agent
Recruiters
Sports Agents

All they do is cream off other peoples talents. Blood suckers. The world would be a better place without them.


What about secret agents?
 




TrevorDove

Member
Jan 4, 2004
739
Brighton
IT Recruitment Companies are the worst - 20% for what, wacking the job on Jobserve and then sending you the resultant CV's.



:angry:
 




JJ McClure

Go Jags
Jul 7, 2003
11,245
Hassocks
Bouncers
 




looney

Banned
Jul 7, 2003
15,652
This lot posted so far...........
Politicians
civil servants, social workers
Journo's, teachers
recruitment consultants
estate agents
car dealers, new and used.

I will add lawyers and anyone who works in Human resource departments, useless monkeys!
 


Chicken Run

Member Since Jul 2003
NSC Patron
Jul 17, 2003
20,446
Valley of Hangleton
Lammy said:
Any sort of agent.

Estate agent
Recruiters
Sports Agents

All they do is cream off other peoples talents. Blood suckers. The world would be a better place without them.

You want to see some of the houses I sell I wouldnt describe them as talent, still the Hips will sought that out:lol:
 




Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
55,481
Surrey
Lammy said:
Any sort of agent.
Estate agent
I'd have no problem if they had some ethics and a reasonable code of conduct that was properly enforced across the industry. As it is, house prices have quadrupled in 15 years, yet these fuckers charge the same percentage price for the same shit service.

RecruitersMy main issue here is that they provide no value after the initial placement, yet seem to get away with charging a percentage of market rate. I can't believe they're paid like that. And the wankers I've been dealing with recently are almost exclusively greasy twattish wideboys who talk like they're your best mate (even the first time they call) and then let you down by failing to phone back as agreed or dropping you like a stone if they find somebody more of a dead cert that yourself.

Sports AgentsNever dealt with them obviously.
 




Bluejuice

Lazy as a rug on Valium
Sep 2, 2004
8,270
The free state of Kemp Town
Recruitment agents without doubt are the lowest form of life on this planet.

I have little time for media sales people either, or anyone involved in direct marketing/telesales
 


Richie Morris said:
People who do newspaper advertising sales.

The people who earn the money to pay your wages - bit ungrateful :jester:
 


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