smudge
Up the Albion!
Shizuoka Dolphin said:Your bird was bewteen your legs and you answered the phone?! I bet she was well chuffed!
I wondered why she got the hump!
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I wondered why she got the hump!
Shizuoka Dolphin
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I once found my way into the dog house when I made it a little too obvious I was more interested in watching The Simpsons on Beeb 2 than what my g/friend was doing to me... 
smudge said:
How did you manage to talk to Harty with your mouth full?
Shizuoka Dolphin
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El Presidente said:
NMH
Banned
I don't know why it has to be this way, but the best sex was with the worst nut-job I ever dated.
She was vindictive, alcoholic, mean-spirited, and of low morals.
She was vindictive, alcoholic, mean-spirited, and of low morals.
Juan Albion
Chicken Sniffer 3rd Class
NMH said:
So did you marry her?
SULLY COULDNT SHOOT
Loyal2Family+Albion!
Word of warning from one who has a black belt in Polish girls.....there is no aveage shag... it's is either rip-roaring absolutely fantastic or it's complete and utter crap..... Marriage is still big and one shag might mean 'meet my friends... to meet my mother... to let's visit the priest or the dreaded ' I think I might be pregnant' so make sure you've got your return ticket handy.
On the other hand.... I lived three years with a Polish ex-model whow as ten years younger than me and she was fantastic.... everyone in the block knew when she came!!! There was nothing she wouldn't do.
Along with that though came the necessary Polish issues of guilt and jealousy and so... like all things it had to end.
Happy New Year to y'all and may it bring those dream 20 points to the Albion!
On the other hand.... I lived three years with a Polish ex-model whow as ten years younger than me and she was fantastic.... everyone in the block knew when she came!!! There was nothing she wouldn't do.
Along with that though came the necessary Polish issues of guilt and jealousy and so... like all things it had to end.
Happy New Year to y'all and may it bring those dream 20 points to the Albion!
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Banned
Sex with underage girls is always good, MMMM-MMMM Goddamn are they tight!! Like a camel's arse in a sandstorm.
That's what my mate tells me, anyway.
That's what my mate tells me, anyway.
Yoda
English & European
Not so much sex, but the best sexual experience I've had was this:
I was on holiday in Kos 7 years ago.
After the “entertainment” the hotel staff put on (a limbo contest in which I beat the host ), a f***ing gorgeous German girl started chatting to me; we ended up going down the beach after a while for a dip, in our undies. 
I thought. We then started making our in the sea.
Starting to feel a cold, we make our way bake to shore. Dry each other off, start snogging again, as things start to warm up again. We end up having the best fore play and oral sex I’ve ever had and end up cuming all over her after a very nice tit f***.
Ohh, I think I’ve just cum thinking about it again.
I was on holiday in Kos 7 years ago.
After the “entertainment” the hotel staff put on (a limbo contest in which I beat the host
), a f***ing gorgeous German girl started chatting to me; we ended up going down the beach after a while for a dip, in our undies. I thought. We then started making our in the sea. Starting to feel a cold, we make our way bake to shore. Dry each other off, start snogging again, as things start to warm up again. We end up having the best fore play and oral sex I’ve ever had and end up cuming all over her after a very nice tit f***.
Ohh, I think I’ve just cum thinking about it again.
Braders
Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
NOW you tell mejail bird said:
*takes cucumber out of sheep*
