Best Sex you've ever had...

[El Presidente]

True, when the fourth official shows the board with 2 or 3 on it, that's your marks out of 10

 

[empire]

best sex,mmm hard one,ive been married for 9 years,have 4 kids 2 from other marriage,,and i still think every time,is great sex.maybe 4 times a week ,never less.is this really what i mean,is this possible,as if you dont sleep around,surely you think what you have is the best. .maybe 3 times in that lenth of time,i hace felt disapointed,but i was pissed as a fart and didnt perform to my abilitys .still couldnt wish for a better mrs,great in the bedroom dept,lets me out whenever,and go to most bha games ,shit i got the best mrs in the world

 

[Bluejuice]

Ah but how much above average weight?

Well she wasn't a proper fatty but she wasn't a rake by any stretch. In any case she had great tits and was insatiably hungry for it. Met her at a party after a few bevvies and thought 'why not?'

Got her home and she was great fun, just wanted it all night, then woke me up for more, 4 times!

I've slept with girls that other guys drooled over, who had model-like bodies (not often I admit, but it has happened) but I have to say they were nothing compared to this one night stand I had with the busty girl from college. I wish I hadn't been so bothered about my image that I ignored her on subsequent chance meetings and never called her because in truth she was fantastic

 

[Lokki 7]

Haven't got any single shag that stands head and shoulders above, but my favouite comment (shriek?) in the heat of battle has to be, "treat me like the whore I am!" on our first night together. Ah memories..

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Haven't got any single shag that stands head and shoulders above, but my favouite comment (shriek?) in the heat of battle has to be, "treat me like the whore I am!" on our first night together. Ah memories..

did you take her home to meet mother?

 

[Lokki 7]

did you take her home to meet mother?

Not a good idea funnily enough.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Is it me or is 3 points beter than sex?

 

[Bluejuice]

Better than sex with your mum

but then so is german measles

 

[n1 gull]

You've obviously not met my Mrs, an away draw is better than sex

 

[Hove&Albion F.C]

best sex,mmm hard one,ive been married for 9 years,have 4 kids 2 from other marriage,,and i still think every time,is great sex.maybe 4 times a week ,never less.is this really what i mean,is this possible,as if you dont sleep around,surely you think what you have is the best. .maybe 3 times in that lenth of time,i hace felt disapointed,but i was pissed as a fart and didnt perform to my abilitys .still couldnt wish for a better mrs,great in the bedroom dept,lets me out whenever,and go to most bha games ,shit i got the best mrs in the world

... im guessing your kids dont post on here?!

 

[bhaexpress]

I heard that Dwaye's was with himself whilst looking in a mirror, he got the idea from Earnie/FG.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

... im guessing your kids dont post on here?!

i hope they do

 

[DJ NOBO]

Me and my friend pulled a couple of Polish girls on a visit to Lvov in the Ukraine earlier this year. Turns out they'd recently quit nunnery because they couldn't handle life without drink or sex.

We took the back to the hotel where we were sharing a room. My one was insanely enthusiastic as was my friend's. They then asked to swap. Couldn't believe it as his one was fitter. Two bangs in one night.

Lesson learnt. Poland = Fit birds.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

45 seconds is good yes?

 

[Bluejuice]

Easyjet London Luton to Warsaw

£77.99 Return

See you later

 

[bhaexpress]

I thought is was good until I found out that my wife was asthmatic .............

 

[El Presidente]

Haven't got any single shag that stands head and shoulders above, but my favouite comment (shriek?) in the heat of battle has to be, "treat me like the whore I am!" on our first night together. Ah memories..

How much did she charge?

 

[Lokki 7]

How much did she charge?

There is always a price to be paid my friend

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

"treat me like the whore I am!"

If a girl shouted that to me while shagging, I think I'd fall off the bed in mirth!

Best would have to be a girl I met in a coffee shop for a Japanese lesson, then three hours later we were back at her place at it like rabbits. Truely the dirtiest and most unihibited girl I've ever known. AND she loves beer.

 

[BrightonDom]