Best Sex you've ever had...

[Braders]

with my girlfriend


then she deflated

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

i just pissed my self

 

[Meade's Ball]

with my girlfriend


then she deflated

And we all know how difficult it is to re-inflate a corpse.

 

[Del Boy]

best sex,mmm hard one,ive been married for 9 years,have 4 kids 2 from other marriage,,and i still think every time,is great sex.maybe 4 times a week ,never less.is this really what i mean,is this possible,as if you dont sleep around,surely you think what you have is the best. .maybe 3 times in that lenth of time,i hace felt disapointed,but i was pissed as a fart and didnt perform to my abilitys .still couldnt wish for a better mrs,great in the bedroom dept,lets me out whenever,and go to most bha games ,shit i got the best mrs in the world

 

[HAMPSHIRE DAVE]

Don't matter if she's a bit over-sized once you have had a few you will shag almost anything.

 

[El Presidente]

If a girl shouted that to me while shagging, I think I'd fall off the bed in mirth!

Best would have to be a girl I met in a coffee shop for a Japanese lesson, then three hours later we were back at her place at it like rabbits. Truely the dirtiest and most unihibited girl I've ever known. AND she loves beer.

Purely out of curiousity, just how dirty was she?

 

[SK1NT]

my girlfriend is stunning and bi! and she gave me a 3 sum! need i say more!

 

[El Presidente]

my girlfriend is stunning and bi! and she gave me a 3 sum! need i say more!

Never mind we all have shit days at time. Things can only get better

 

[Bwian]

Top Marks for starting a thread that can't be 'Aped' For the record: No Kev-a box of Kleenex DOESN'T count........

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Purely out of curiousity, just how dirty was she?

Coudln't possibly go into details on here! Just to say, there was nothing she wasn't up for giving a go... Despite that, she still retained the quaint custom Japanese girls have of letting the man undress them rather than just getting their kit off on their own. Bless.

 

[Robot Chicken]

 

[fatboy]

 

[jail bird]

does this thread also include animals and vegetables?

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

does this thread also include animals and vegetables?

Yes, yes it does.

 

[El Presidente]

does this thread also include animals and vegetables?

Yes, but not at the same time, that's RUDE

 

[Juan Albion]

Could someone please explain what this 'sex' thing is? I've heard a lot about it but whenever I ask for it in a shop they go all funny.

 

[Bwian]

Could someone please explain what this 'sex' thing is? I've heard a lot about it but whenever I ask for it in a shop they go all funny.

Obviously a married man

 

[jail bird]

Yes, but not at the same time, that's RUDE

and probably illegal, so shhhhh....

 

[smudge]

I was once enjoying some fellatio when SCR phoned ME to talk to Harty after we'd won away at Bradford.
My mind wasn't really on the game at the time!!!

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

I was once enjoying some fellatio when SCR phoned ME to talk to Harty after we'd won away at Bradford.
My mind wasn't really on the game at the time!!!

Your bird was bewteen your legs and you answered the phone?! I bet she was well chuffed!