Bloody hell, that is going to an extreme to get to a game ! Fair play
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Most posters on here are talking about giving his girl one...and you want to go on Jeremy Kyle....well takes all sorts I suppose...I think we may need a DNA test. I've always wanted to go on Jeremy Kyle
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Roz and I will be attending tomorrow's game together.
Jimmy Grimble
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See, I tried to side-step such awkward issues as football on Valentines day, by finding a girl who supports Brighton... who then turned out to be head mental.
Was going OK, until we had a bit of a row and the logical solution in her mind was to make up a story of me raping her, which she then spread around her school.
I was waiting for the punchline with this one... "I mean, I'm only her teacher from time to time, but even still, she could've kept it between us couldn't she?"
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cloud
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Let's not forget the players - the game could be their only chance of scoring
See, I tried to side-step such awkward issues as football on Valentines day, by finding a girl who supports Brighton... who then turned out to be head mental.
Was going OK, until we had a bit of a row and the logical solution in her mind was to make up a story of me raping her, which she then spread around her school.
Ahh... schooldays. Graffitti in the toilets, having a crafty fag behind the bikesheds and fingering girls in the lunchbreak.
.... I loved that caretakers job.
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terryberry1
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Start another thread on your girlfriend wont ya
For some strange reason I have just had a flashback of Grayson and Mr Cholmondley-Warner!
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SK1NT
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My gf is blonde busty and bi sexual....
and she makes me my breakfast every morning, does my washing, is lovely, sweet and is just too kind
oh and she swallows hehe
and she makes me my breakfast every morning, does my washing, is lovely, sweet and is just too kind
oh and she swallows
hehe
dadams2k11
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Can i just ask you keep the place tidy when you leave? I will be home by about 11pm tonight so you will have plenty of time to have your dirty way.
P.S She as one request.. Can you make sure it last more than 2 minutes....
terryberry1
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My gf is blonde busty and bi sexual....
and she makes me my breakfast every morning, does my washing, is lovely, sweet and is just too kind
oh and she swallows
You must be with my ex
SK1NT
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dadams2k11
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I think we may need a DNA test. I've always wanted to go on Jeremy Kyle
Always wanted to go on Jeremy Kyle.....
terryberry1
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dadams2k11
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Don't want to put a dampner on it but what happens if she gives birth whilst you are at the game & you miss the birth? Its not exactly the quickest ground to make a dash from. I wish you both all the best for a healthy baby
Well i have given her the Amex number in case she cant reach me on my mob and have arranged for a family member to come and pick me up if she decides to spit him out tonight.
dadams2k11
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Only on a Tuesday night...
SK1NT
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Well i have given her the Amex number in case she cant reach me on my mob and have arranged for a family member to come and pick me up if she decides to spit him out tonight.
Spit him out....
lol sure the misses wouldn't be happy if she heard you say that...
dadams2k11
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No we are going to the game together.. Unless i get a phone call at the eleventh hour and he cant make it the i will be a tad suspicious lol...