Best Girlfriend In the world Award!

[HastingsSeagull]

She hadn't even tried it until I popped round last week apparently.

I can categorically confirm she's a liar then

 

[banjo]

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[jackanada]

My missus asked me to show her a good time... so I got out the photos of me and my mates from before I met her.

 

[Triggaaar]

This thread has taken a bad turn. Glorious scenes.

It's a quality thread all round.

 

[Stu1]

Is the person who gave you the ticket not slightly suspicious in all this?

 

[sir albion]

No woman dictates what i do anyway as they either like it or lump itfairplay to you though as i can see it means a lot.

 

[southstandandy]

My missus is taking me to Barcalona to see Sunday's match vs Valencia as a late Valentine gift. Christ knows what I'm going to have to get her tomorrow to top that one?

 

[csider]

You fell for that one, hook line & sinker. As others have said, she will use this against you for years to come. Good luck with the baby, a future fan for BHA.

 

[Rohana]

See, I tried to side-step such awkward issues as football on Valentines day, by finding a girl who supports Brighton... who then turned out to be head mental.


Was going OK, until we had a bit of a row and the logical solution in her mind was to make up a story of me raping her, which she then spread around her school.

 

[Simster]

I can categorically confirm she's a liar then

Has anyone else on here NAILED dadams2k11's fiancee?

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

This thread is superb

However on a serious note to OP good luck with that, really hope you know what your doing. Remember never play with a lit firework, once lit stand well back

Oh and best of luck with bambino hope all goes well, just remember as you feel your knuckles crush and she looks you in the eye and says the immortal line "thats for valentines day you b*£$!^*"

 

[Billy the Fish]

See, I tried to side-step such awkward issues as football on Valentines day, by finding a girl who supports Brighton... who then turned out to be head mental.


Was going OK, until we had a bit of a row and the logical solution in her mind was to make up a story of me raping her, which she then spread around her school.

Women are mental!

 

[Surrey Phil]

Just exchanged Valentine's cards with the Mrs as will be off to footie tomorrow night. The Mrs wrote a lovely love poem which ended:

So I will be left at home weeping into my meal for one,
Asking with a husband like this what should be done,
I have therefore given the matter considerable thought,
and decided tomorrow I'm going to the divorce Court.

Oh shit - urgent suggestions required!

 

[crasher]

Just exchanged Valentine's cards with the Mrs as will be off to footie tomorrow night. The Mrs wrote a lovely love poem which ended:

So I will be left at home weeping into my meal for one,
Asking with a husband like this what should be done,
I have therefore given the matter considerable thought,
and decided tomorrow I'm going to the divorce Court.

Oh shit - urgent suggestions required!

Teach her the basics of scansion.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Has her minge got innie flaps or outie flaps?

 

[Shooting Star]

Is the person who gave you the ticket not slightly suspicious in all this?

 

[West Upper Seagull]

i proposed to my gf on friday, Saturday she says to me that Valentines day wont be able to top our weekend in London so i can go to the game while she goes to her mums to start to arrange the big day!!

Bloody hell, that is going to an extreme to get to a game ! Fair play

 

[Driver8]

See, I tried to side-step such awkward issues as football on Valentines day, by finding a girl who supports Brighton... who then turned out to be head mental.


Was going OK, until we had a bit of a row and the logical solution in her mind was to make up a story of me raping her, which she then spread around her school.

School?!

 

[terryberry1]

Is the person who gave you the ticket not slightly suspicious in all this?

 

[Gonzo]

This thread has GOLD potential