Best Girlfriend In the world Award!

[dadams2k11]

I have without a shadow of doubt have the best girlfriend in the world. She is just about to have our baby and obviously its valentines day tomorrow and she is insisting i go and watch the match tomorrow.

I couldn't believe my ears when i heard the words "you can go if you want babe" "we cant exactly go out and enjoy it". I played it cool and said "no babe i will stay with you" but she insisted i go and enjoy myself.

Thanks [MENTION=20206]terryberry1[/MENTION] for the ticket.

 

[Badger]

I bet she'll keep that one saved up for a little while and just when you least expect it: "but I let you go to the football on Valentine's Day", BAM!

 

[upthealbion1970]

I have without a shadow of doubt have the best girlfriend in the world. She is just about to have our baby and obviously its valentines day tomorrow and she is insisting i go and watch the match tomorrow.

I couldn't believe my ears when i heard the words "you can go if you want babe" "we cant exactly go out and enjoy it". I played it cool and said "no babe i will stay with you" but she insisted i go and enjoy myself.

Thanks [MENTION=20205]terryberry[/MENTION] for the ticket.

Got yourself a gem there mate, but unfortunately that award is already taken by my mrs

 

[daveinprague]

My gf is Uzbek, and im not sure if she knows, or even cares about Valentines day... but I think Ill keep stumm just in case..

 

[dadams2k11]

No, i told her that she can't use it against me other wise i wont go.

 

[dadams2k11]

Got yourself a gem there mate, but unfortunately that award is already taken by my mrs

I will of course need proof? lol...

 

[Badger]

No, i told her that she can't use it against me other wise i wont go.

Have you drawn up a watertight contract?

 

[Miocene]

i proposed to my gf on friday, Saturday she says to me that Valentines day wont be able to top our weekend in London so i can go to the game while she goes to her mums to start to arrange the big day!!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

i proposed to my gf on friday, Saturday she says to me that Valentines day wont be able to top our weekend in London so i can go to the game while she goes to her mums to start to arrange the big day!!

Are you actually planning to marry her or was the weekend a ruse to sweeten her up so you could go on Tuesday?

 

[dadams2k11]

Have you drawn up a watertight contract?

No im pretty confidant she wont use it against me. (now thinking maybe i need too).

 

[dadams2k11]

i proposed to my gf on friday, Saturday she says to me that Valentines day wont be able to top our weekend in London so i can go to the game while she goes to her mums to start to arrange the big day!!

Congrats on that mate

 

[dadams2k11]

Are you actually planning to marry her or was the weekend a ruse to sweeten her up so you could go on Tuesday?

Ha HA HA.... Like the thinking...

 

[n1 gull]

Its a trap, don't fool for it

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

my other half spent an hour slating the tragic pathetic day that is Valentines day. I sat quietly waiting for her to finish. And then announced that I would be back late on Tuesday as was attending the football. Silence ensued.

Golden. Just golden.

 

[Miocene]

Are you actually planning to marry her or was the weekend a ruse to sweeten her up so you could go on Tuesday?

Haha! What can i say, it was a happy coincidence! Although i think my mate asking for my ticket if i wasnt going helped lol

Congrats on that mate

Thank you

 

[Manx Shearwater]

I have without a shadow of doubt have the best girlfriend in the world. She is just about to have our baby and obviously its valentines day tomorrow and she is insisting i go and watch the match tomorrow.

I couldn't believe my ears when i heard the words "you can go if you want babe" "we cant exactly go out and enjoy it". I played it cool and said "no babe i will stay with you" but she insisted i go and enjoy myself.

Thanks [MENTION=20206]terryberry1[/MENTION] for the ticket.

Blimey, you're new to all this aren't you??

Take it from someone with experience, who can speak almost fluent Female, that "you can go if you want babe" translates roughly to "You go, and you're a dead man, and you'll come home to find all your trouser legs cut off and spread all over the front garden."

And that "we can't exactly go out and enjoy it" roughley translates to "STAY IN WITH ME, OR I'LL CUT YOUR TODGER OFF WITH A RUSTY BREADKNIFE YOU TW@T!!"

I have scars to prove all this. Mental and physical.

 

[Marshy]

Good she has got rid of you, that means I can go round and bang her brains out again ;-)

 

[Mackenzie]

I have without a shadow of doubt have the best girlfriend in the world. She is just about to have our baby and obviously its valentines day tomorrow and she is insisting i go and watch the match tomorrow.

I couldn't believe my ears when i heard the words "you can go if you want babe" "we cant exactly go out and enjoy it". I played it cool and said "no babe i will stay with you" but she insisted i go and enjoy myself.

Thanks [MENTION=20206]terryberry1[/MENTION] for the ticket.

Don't fall for it mate, its a trap.



(sounds like you've got a good'un)

 

[Mr Smggles]

Lets be honest, do any of your Mrs' acknowledge March 14th, the male's version of Valentines day, Steak and Blow Job day? I thought not, and I get to go to the football on tuesday. Looks like mine gets it.

 

[Djmiles]

I have a spare ticket for tomorrows game if anyone wants it? My bit on the side has convinced her other half to go to the football so we can have a cosy night in