Best chant at a football ground?

[chips and gravy]

I have moved around quite a lot and been to a lot of games at other league grounds. One of my favourite grounds used to be Stockport when Danny Bergara was manager and they played the majority of their games on a Friday night.

They had a couple of priceless chants. One was aimed at the Burnley goalkeeper, 'George Oghani shagged your wife' and the other at Roger Eli, a young black guy who had one of those haircuts where it was all shaved round the back and sides with it more tufty on top 'oi Eli, you've got a carpet on your head'

What other memorable ones have you come across?

 

[Trotster]

We want Falmer to the tune of Tom Hark

Classic

 

[Seagullmatt]

He's got banana's on his feet! Sung at the Goldstone mid 90's when a member of the away team wore yellow boots. I thimk it was Cambridge but I'm quite ready to be corrected. I'm sure someone knows the date, the score and the attendence!

 

[Gary Nelson]

Aimed at the fat bloke at Grimsby last season.
'You're not fit to be a dad'
&
'You'll be dead at 45'


Shut him right up!

 

[Yorkie]

Hole in your telly, you've got a hole in your telly

Molineux Nov 2002

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I think it was a player called Joseph of Cambridge. Either Matthew or Marc (I am so sad for remembering this, but I must have been at the game).

 

[Easy 10]

The Barnet fans at Withdean a few season back. Barnet were trailing 4-0, when they got a consolation penalty in the last few minutes:

"We're shit, and we've scored a goal
we're shit, and we've scored a goal"

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"Sting when you're winning"

and

"What a waste of honey"


...at the Mansfield keeper at the Pissfield who was dressed in a yellow and black hooped kit.

 

[Seagullmatt]

I think it was a player called Joseph of Cambridge. Either Matthew or Marc (I am so sad for remembering this, but I must have been at the game).

So it was Cambridge. I've got a feeling that it was 3-2 and Mark Ormerod made his debut and let in two goals in the last 10 minutes. Or was this a different game?

 

[Vinyl Richie]

check the sig. as sung by the LIZARD faithful

 

[Uncle Buck]

I remember going to Hampden Park in 1999 and at 2-0 up, 5000 England fans singing 'where's your famous Hampden roar, shsss'

 

[Seagullmatt]

What about 'Freaky keeper' at Wycombe.

 

[Easy 10]

Also heard the chant from West Ham fans at Anfield a season or two ago:

"We've got Di Canio, you've got our stereos"
"We've got Di Canio, you've got our stereos"

 

[CHAPPERS]

We want Falmer and we want Falmer,

We want Falmer and we want Falmer.

We want Falmer and we want Falmer,

We are the Falmer...WANTERS

 

[Albion Edd]

directed to Phil Thompson
sit down pinocchio

 

[CHAPPERS]

Also heard the chant from West Ham fans at Anfield a season or two ago:

"We've got Di Canio, you've got our stereos"
"We've got Di Canio, you've got our stereos"

There was a Derby chant to the same tune when they had Ravanelli..

We've got Fabrizio, you've got f*** all-io,

You've got f*** all-io, you've got f*** all-io...

Nice.

 

[chips and gravy]

We've got Di Canio, you've got our stereos

Derby had one like this

We've got Fabrizio - you've got f*** all io

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Ah, Phil Thompson, source of a thousand songs

"Watch out/cos he's gonna sneeze
Watch out/cos he's gonna sneeze" etc

I also believe Man United fans sang this marvellous ode to Thommo (tune: Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow)

"Well the shadow it casts is frightening
It even stops the sky from lightening
You can see it wherever he goes
Thompson's nose, Thompson's nose, Thompson's nose"

Or something like that. Inspired.

 

[Seagullmatt]

Early 90's. Leicester at the Goldstone. 10-15 minutes (seemed like it at the time!) of non-stop Johnny Crumplin, football genius!

 

[Easy 10]

So, same chant, posted at the same time, but Chappers included the full "f***" expletive, whilst Chips and Gravy instead chose to disguise it with some " * "s.
What does this mean ? Discuss.