Asking girls out (NSFW: Contains occasional pictures of willies and bottoms)

[Simster]

really?



There's absolutely tons more of this stuff. It's what you do. It's your raison d'etre.

Please don't insult my intelligence by trying to take the moral high ground here.

Haha. Nipple:

 

[Uncle Buck]

This thread really does pull on some emotions, a rollacoster of emotions.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

 

[Buzzer]

You have no intelligence to insult. Now f*** off.

*sigh*

How predictable. Oh dear. You really are quite an angry man aren't you.

 

[Nibble]

Haha. Nipple:

Dont know what you're laughing at. You spend your entire life ripping on people you think are beneath you. Banging on about yourself like you have done anything differant or amazing with your life.

 

[Robot Chicken]

Dont know what you're laughing at. You spend your entire life ripping on people you think are beneath you. Banging on about yourself like you have done anything differant or amazing with your life.

Wow, zing!

 

[Nibble]

*sigh*

How predictable. Oh dear. You really are quite an angry man aren't you.

Yes. I am angry! Must be because I don't earn enough or am single I would imagine.

 

[Hiney]

Can some one please tell me what is NSFW about a picture of 2 gay Jappers in swimming costumes and a pic of a weightlifter with half his rectum hanging out?

 

[Buzzer]

Yes. I am angry! Must be because I don't earn enough or am single I would imagine.

Well, do what I do then. Have a wank.

p.s. do you not find it deliciously ironic that my post where I rather pretentiously said "raison d'etre" was followed by you saying I had no intelligence so should f*** off?

 

[Simster]

Dont know what you're laughing at. You spend your entire life ripping on people you think are beneath you. Banging on about yourself like you have done anything differant or amazing with your life.

Kerching. Reels him in yest again.

So f***ing easy.

 

[Nibble]

Well, do what I do then. Have a wank.

p.s. do you not find it deliciously ironic that my post where I rather pretentiously said "raison d'etre" was followed by you saying I had no intelligence so should f*** off?

Didn't say I didn't get sex, just said I was single!

I am a Hypocrit so it is okay for me to be hypocrtical!

 

[Nibble]

Kerching. Reels him in yest again.

So f***ing easy.

You didn't "reel" anything. I chose to argue with you.

 

[mr sheen]

Considering Mr Sheen spent two weeks slating me and has only said one nice thing about me ever it isn't very likely is it?

But if I hadn't put in the ground work slating me, then no one would believe I wasn't me would they? Or something. Cvnt.

 

[Buzzer]

Didn't say I didn't get sex, just said I was single!

I am a Hypocrit so it is okay for me to be hypocrtical!

Ooh - quite a leap there, soldier. When did I say you don't get sex? I was referring to your rage. Perhaps if you treated yourself to a visit from the widow Mrs Palm and her 5 lovely daughters you wouldn't be such an arse.

Just a thought.

 

[Hiney]

FINE work UB

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[Buzzer]

You didn't "reel" anything. I chose to argue with you.

As you chose to get owned by me apparently.

Didn't you choose to get owned by Simster on a Thailand thread?

...and didn't you opt to get owned on the fireworks thread?

And remind me, on the Jury Service thread was that you who took the option of getting right royally shafted?

 

[Collar Feeler]

Anyway, back on topic for a moment just to break things up a bit.

Fat plain girls generally are an easier option if you're on the prowl. Their level of attractiveness however is directly proportional to the amount of beer you have consumed. This is fact. Catch 22 situation though since your ability to converse and ensnare said plumpers is likewise negatively proportionally affected by your beer consumption. There is only a small window of opportunity therefore to make your move and it is different for every man. You need to go out on the lash and identify whereabouts your own personal window is. Mine is generally 2.5 hours into the evening after 8.5 units of alcohol, that is when I peak in terms of confidence, ability to string a sentence together and can still identify to a certain degree the shaggability value of any given woman. It's a science and takes years to perfect! I served my apprenticeship in the Royal Navy - wonderful memories!!

 

[Buttinhams]

I served my apprenticeship in the Royal Navy - wonderful memories!!

Golden rivet?

 

[Nibble]

As you chose to get owned by me apparently.

Didn't you choose to get owned by Simster on a Thailand thread?

...and didn't you opt to get owned on the fireworks thread?

And remind me, on the Jury Service thread was that you who took the option of getting right royally shafted?

I offer myself on a shareholder basis and therefore cannot be owned by one person on one thread but rather co-owned by several people as a co-operative. I have to answer to my shareholders.

 

[Bars Mar]

You didn't "reel" anything. I chose to argue with you.

Nipplespotting:

Choose No Life.. Choose A Crap Job. Choose To Give Up A Career. Choose To Embarrass Your Family. Choose A f***ing Big Gob. Choose Washing Windows, Care In The Community, Compact Cocks And Inflatable Girlfriends...Choose DIY Love And Wondering Who Will f*** You Ever.Choose Sitting On A Couch Spouting Mind-Numbing, Spirit Crushing Opinions, Stuffing Junk Food Into Your Pants. Choose Rotting Away At The End Of It All, Pishing Your Last In A Miserable Care Home, Nothing More Than An Embarrasment To Us All, f***ed Up Ideas You Spawned To Replace Your Existence. Choose Your Future. Choose Life... But Why Do I Want To Do A Thing Like That?