Asking girls out (NSFW: Contains occasional pictures of willies and bottoms)

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

I Love Wilko and Trott, I miss them - luckily I am meeting them in REAL LIFE and everything later, so I can hug them and buy them a drink

You mean... you're NOT keeping it ONLINE?

 

[Seagullible]

You mean... you're NOT keeping it ONLINE?

nah, Bretts a true Dirty Stalking Racist type and actually meets people off the net

 

[itszamora]

I Love Wilko and Trott, I miss them - luckily I am meeting them in REAL LIFE and everything later, so I can hug them and buy them a drink

No way! Sounds pretty radical, actually meeting people in real life. Are you sure you wouldn't just rather continue online?

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Are you sure thats an exam paper and not a Nigerian 419 scam email??

That was not the worst by a long chalk!!!

Anyway, I'm having to ban myself from this thread as I flying to the other isd eon a business trıp in a couple of hours adn won't be back till Sunday... knowşing my luck there won't be wirelesss. Anyway if we're still going Sunday I'LL BE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

And by the way, BOZZER leave off my wotsits you scumbag!!!!

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Do I need to actually include a WANKING smiley?

Errr.... yes please... I've never seen one of those before!

 

[Buttinhams]

Going back to the original theme of this thread - what about "Hello darling, would you like a gobstopper?"

 

[Simster]

13k posts but your opinion STILL means nothing. Well done!

Funny, I thought you said you needed a post count in order for your opinion to matter. But you're right, my opinion doesn't mean anything on here - not to most sane people anyway. But that's because this is merely a message board, and not because you say so.

However, back in the real world I have 2 children and a tasty looking wife - and they all value my opinion. Do you have a wife or kids, Simon?

*snigger*

 

[Monkster]

However, back in the real world I have 2 children and a tasty looking wife - and they all value my opinion. Do you have a wife or kids, Simon?

*snigger*

He KNOWS

 

[Robot Chicken]

Do you have a wife or kids, Simon?

No I don't, I'm very happy just being an uncle.

 

[Buzzer]

I've not seen the picture but why's everyone getting moralistic on this thread.

Quite clearly it's NSFW. Surely the pictures of naked men or wanking into mayonnaise would have given a few hints?

And I'll chin the ****s who say I'm wrong

 

[Simster]

He KNOWS

chortle

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Oh that could provide another 500 posts...

 

[Buzzer]

No I don't, I'm very happy just being an uncle.

EDIT - deleted. My comment was unnecessary and nasty. Sorry.

 

[Munkfish]

o dear, the uncle that touched me! i can see the headlines now!

 

[Robot Chicken]

o dear, the uncle that touched me! i can see the headlines now!

What do you mean?

 

[Collar Feeler]

Pulls up chair, shakes captor spray and touches baton to make sure its there! Oh Buzzer, you've done it now!

 

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and touches baton to

Just can't leave alone you can ya

 

[Buzzer]

 

[Hiney]

 

[Seagullible]

think you got lucky theer buzzer