Asking girls out (NSFW: Contains occasional pictures of willies and bottoms)

[ali jenkins]

So do you have an 'exhibit B'??

 

[Trotster]

Would have thought this was more offensive









xxx

 

[Dandyman]

cant beleive wilko got banned for having this as his avatar

Bozza is a very jealous lover.

 

[Buzzer]

smurf spunk INNIT

Completely NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK but this is me in action:

http://www.redtube.com/8399

 

[Robot Chicken]

So do you have an 'exhibit B'??

Not that I wish to post at this time; any further evidence is definitely not for public view

 

[Robot Chicken]

Would have thought this was more offensive









xxx

Wow, Trott interjects into the thread. We're not worthy

 

[steward 433]

Not that I wish to post at this time; any further evidence is definitely not for public view

dont back out half way through

 

[ali jenkins]

Not that I wish to post at this time; any further evidence is definitely not for public view

Do you mean you havent found any/had time to Potoshop any yet?

 

[Brighton till i die]

800 N/o

 

[Brighton till i die]

Not that I wish to post at this time; any further evidence is definitely not for public view

Not again

 

[John Bumlick]

Wow, Trott interjects into the thread. We're not worthy

careful trotster, women make him angry.

 

[bright1064]

Can someone update me on what has happened since 6.30pm? It seems to me like I have missed quite a bit! Who's been banned?

 

[Hiney]

Not that I wish to post at this time; any further evidence is definitely not for public view

Oh that's BRILLIANT

Judge: Well Mr HENGOON, do you have any further evidence?
HENGOON: Sorry your Honour, it's pretty heavy stuff but I think I'll keep it tucked up in my manbag if you don't mind.
Judge: Case dismissed. HENGOON, you're in contempt - cuff him and take him down.

 

[Brighton till i die]

I'm a latecomer to this thread. Is there an executive summary that I could read somewhere?

yes mate it runs from page 1 to page 41 inclusive - have fun

 

[Buzzer]

hmm... this thread is warming up again. There's room beside me on the sofa. Just avoid the sticky mess on the cushions.

Anyone hungry? I think I've got some liver that's lying around doing nothing if you fancy it.

 

[Robot Chicken]

Going back to the actual subject of the thread, has anyone got a list of good chat-up lines? One of my (straight) friends frequents a number of gay clubs but manages to pull straight girls all the time. His success is astonishing...but no competition from any other straight man means he is outnumbered by straight girls in the club! He has the pick of the girls!

Interesting strategy.

 

[Skaville]

Completely NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK but this is me in action:

http://www.redtube.com/8399

Now that's what I call a blue movie...ahahaha..... ahahahaha

 

[Trotster]

careful trotster, women make him angry.

Unfortunatly, the slightly SLOW spastic didnt realise that I got posted a few pages ago.

You are right though - he does seem to have a real problem with real women - they are fine if they are pictures on the internet, but if one actually speaks - WOAHHHHHHH - thats TOO much.

Bit of a sexist if you ask me

 

[Trotster]

careful trotster, women make him angry.

Unfortunatly, the slightly SLOW spastic didnt realise that I got posted a few pages ago.

You are right though - he does seem to have a real problem with real women - they are fine if they are pictures on the internet, but if one actually speaks - WOAHHHHHHH - thats TOO much.

Bit of a sexist if you ask me

 

[Dandyman]

First time for everything.