Ask Federico Turienzo a Question

[Del Boy]

Should Chappers shutup or is Simster a dickhead?

 

[Simster]

Oi shut up Simster you dickhead.

Pipe down THICKO.

 

[Simster]

Who's better at football, you or a spastic?

Mark Walton went to an ice cream van and asked for an ice cream, and the bloke said "large or small" and Walton replied "it doesn't matter I'm gonna drop it anyway".

Or was that a spastic? I can't remember.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Pipe down THICKO.

Get it right;

Pipe down strawberry blonde THICKO

 

[Icy Gull]

What does it feel like to sign for a club where the fans, most of whom have never seen you play, think you're shit and think your agent is a crook who pocketed money on false pretences?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I think it would be advisable not to learn English, as there are certain things on this site that might upset you. Namely this thread. Do you not agree? (Oops too late)

 

[Simster]

What does it feel like to sign for a club where the fans, most of whom have never seen you play, think you're shit and think your agent is a crook who pocketed money on false pretences?

We don't think he's shit BECAUSE WE'VE NEVER SEEN HIM PLAY.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Do you need a first touch in the Argentinian League?

Could McCammon be a success there?

 

[Simster]

Get it right;

Pipe down strawberry blonde THICKO

It's "blond" for MEN, and "blonde" for girls, laydees, queens, homs and handbags.

Ah, I see your point.

 

[Lokki 7]

What does it feel like to sign for a club where the fans, most of whom have never seen you play, think you're shit and think your agent is a crook who pocketed money on false pretences?

What does it feel like to sign for a club where some of the fans have a sense of humour?

 

[Icy Gull]

What does it feel like to sign for a club where some of the fans have a sense of humour?

You must be their warm up act

 

[Lokki 7]

You must be their warm up act

No, just their bitch.

 

[CHAPPERS]

What exactly made you think you could make it as a footballer?

 

[Uncle Buck]

No, just their bitch.

No that is Kinky.

 

[JJ McClure]

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

 

[Uncle Buck]

What exactly made you think you could make it as a footballer?

He saw a video of McCammon.

 

[Dandyman]

Me duele la cabeza.

Puede-usted me da algo para el dolor ?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Usted es un !!!!, puede tenemos nuestra espalda de dinero

 

[London Irish]

It would be nice to have the chance to see our £150k man before passing any judgement on him you sanctimoneous twat.

Note to NSC: don't ever have a laugh at a players expense on the board, as it offends NSC's most intelligent poster.

And not an ounce of sactimony in that you humbug-sucking hypocrite

Oh, and I think plenty of people have passed judgement on the basis of seeing him for a combined total of about 40 minutes football, but, hey, why stand in the way of a typical NSC bandwagon?

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

"Man was born free but everywhere he is in chains." Discuss.

Also, how come whenever England beat the Aussies at ANY sport the next time we play a game we lose? What the f*** is that about?!