Ask Federico Turienzo a Question

[king Wombat]

IF you hadn't been a footballer would any of the following careers interest you?


a) get paid to train on a sports field 5 days a week and then watch footy on a saturday in the best seats in the stadium?

b) move abroad, have problems settling in and never do anything succesful in your new career?

c) put on a foreign accent, pretend to be a foreigner and then convince a poor skint football club to pay your wages whilst you eat chips and show that you have no football talent and in fact your real name is Howard and you are from Dundee and you used to work as a paint brush?

d) all of the above?

 

[Wilka]

This thread is a bit harsh isn't it!

I hope it gets bounced in a few months time when he is banging in the goals!

 

[Everest]

This thread is a bit harsh isn't it!

I hope it gets bounced in a few months time when he is banging in the goals!

That's not a question.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Would you like to be Kinkys bitch?

Id love that

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

What's your position on Emperor Penguins? Also, what's the Spanish term for !!!!?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

What's your position on Emperor Penguins? Also, what's Spanish for !!!!?

You always have to go that little bit far dont you? Peado boy

 

[rool]

Is it true Yorkie was Dustin Hoffman's double in Tootsie?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Would you mind paying for Kinky?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Did you really score in this game?

Match 17- November 17, 2002

Gimnasia LP 2-0 River Plate
Federico Turienzo 17
Claudio Enria 35

 

[SK1NT]

Serious Question: posted by edseagull on the official site




'What was it like: McGuee turning you down after the trial then offering you a contract?'

 

[le fabue]

Who would you rate as the best player at the club, and why?

Were Ossie and Diego really interested in buying the club?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Did you really score in this game?

Match 17- November 17, 2002

Gimnasia LP 2-0 River Plate
Federico Turienzo 17
Claudio Enria 35

HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA

That, my friends, is the funniest thing that ha been posted on NSC in AGES.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Did you see 'Spastics say no' last night?

 

[CHAPPERS]

A sphincter says what?

 

[Simster]

f*** off chappers.

 

[SK1NT]

can you lick your elbow?

 

[CHAPPERS]

f*** off chappers.

Oi shut up Simster you dickhead.

 

[Stinky Kat]

Are you related to Dirk Lehmann?

 

[Redhead]

Are you Dirk Lehmann?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Who's better at football, you or a spastic?