And the nominees are.....

NMH · Nov 25, 2003

dwayne said:
...I think we need Beenys Gloves, to air some of my views on this during my time away.

Not that anyone is interested of course.

Apparently, it was none of your business !
:ban:

NMH · Nov 25, 2003

Artois said:
The internet site that you were so desperate to get back on to?

Turkey · Nov 25, 2003

NMH said:
I'll think for myself on Saturday, and I think I'll have a Boddingtons, or a Harveys.

Ah but are you really thinking for yourself? Who decided to make Boddingtons and Harveys available. You're only thinking about what's put in front of you. You have no power to change that. You're just reacting to the world around. You f***ing slice.

Braders · Nov 25, 2003

no braders (sob)

Pavilionaire · Nov 25, 2003

Can I just point out that Bobby Who? has been my sig since the day we sold him and that it has been shamelessly hijacked by Sam, in the same way that Brixtaan proclaimed himself Tootings In-House gull about 5 years after Tooting Gull began posting on NSC.

I hope Easy 10 cleans up, he is the best poster on here...

NMH · Nov 25, 2003

Turkey said:
Ah but are you really thinking for yourself? Who decided to make Boddingtons and Harveys available. You're only thinking about what's put in front of you. You have no power to change that. You're just reacting to the world around. You f***ing slice.

Not QUITE elementary my dear Watson, because there is a distinct possibility that I COULD be bringing my own beer. I have 'the power' to smuggle Boddingtons in, in cans. Harveys, it could be noted, may in fact reside, already, in my stomach.
You see, if I was a steamin' CHISLA like you Turkey, I would have only the 'power' to express flatulence from whatever fare was put in front of me

Now bring me my pipe and slippers.

Biscuit · Nov 25, 2003

NMH said:
Not QUITE elementary my dear Watson, because there is a distinct possibility that I COULD be bringing my own beer. I have 'the power' to smuggle Boddingtons in, in cans. Harveys, it could be noted, may in fact reside, already, in my stomach.
You see, if I was a steamin' CHISLA like you Turkey, I would have only the 'power' to express flatulence from whatever fare was put in front of me

Now bring me my pipe and slippers.

f***ing lizard.

Turkey · Nov 25, 2003

NMH said:
Not QUITE elementary my dear Watson, because there is a distinct possibility that I COULD be bringing my own beer. I have 'the power' to smuggle Boddingtons in, in cans. Harveys, it could be noted, may in fact reside, already, in my stomach.
You see, if I was a steamin' CHISLA like you Turkey, I would have only the 'power' to express flatulence from whatever fare was put in front of me

Now bring me my pipe and slippers.

Ah but you would only be smuggling in what society has allowed you to access. Such as a Pizza slice. :jester:

NMH · Nov 25, 2003

Biscuit said:
f***ing lizard.

Thus spake the f***ing kimono dragon of lizardry

Wozza · Nov 25, 2003

Safeway said:
Chances are the winner of 'biggest tosser' simply wouldn't turn up anyway.

You could always send it to me?

Weezle · Nov 25, 2003