Albion 'erberts in Swindon

[Simster]

Mob-handed
Double nutter
some geezer
toe to toe
OB
bit of aggro
right old barney
major tear-up
givin it the biggun
top boy
alwight guvnor
apples and pears
i'm a mockney

THREAD CLOSED.

No, no, no. You've left out a few top boy basics there Ches. For example, some patronising bollocks about "scarfers" and how they got attacked "which woz wrong" of course. And you need to talk about begin "50 handed" or some other made up number and throw in a couple of lines about an "off" in some random pub.

 

[Chesney Christ]

 

[Trigger]

fak off trig you aint ikt like bri you fuckin muggy k.unt. i saw you woz in the rat and parrot with them scarfers wich is fuckin rong you should arsk das reich he woz tellin me it was you and that fat lot throwin chares about and one bloke kicked a winda throo and 4 palase steamed in but got chaysd up the rode until the OB got it undar control so yuo fuckin no f*** all you muggy twat.

Fukk u sheet 4 braynes, i eyebawled u otfoottin doown da rowd avter sum massiv milwall fan ina bobhat frew is fermos flarsk atchoo ahtside da meerkat pawter, u aint nuffink

 

[Chesney Christ]

No, no, no. You've left out a few top boy basics there Ches. For example, some patronising bollocks about "scarfers" and how they got attacked "which woz wrong" of course. And you need to talk about begin "50 handed" or some other made up number and throw in a couple of lines about an "off" in some random pub.

You want some an'all (one word) do ya?

 

[gullshark]

Had some guy sat next to me second half giving abuse to a Swindon guy and simultaneously blocking my view of the game.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

serves them f***ing right

if dickheads want to wear the gear and act in a certain way, then they shouldn't complain if they get their comeuppance

and before some 'bright' spark says they are not on NSC complaining, you know what I mean. Wear the gear, act like a prick, no complaints from me if you get a kicking

PS I take the above back if the ten were 'normal' fans who didn't want to know

get off your soap box you plank

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

They were probably still in Bristol exchanging pleasantries, hence why they weren't on the chuff chuff

really.............................

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Mob-handed
Double nutter
some geezer
toe to toe
OB
bit of aggro
right old barney
major tear-up
givin it the biggun
top boy
alwight guvnor
apples and pears
i'm a mockney

Using all the above phrases write a 800 word essay about a day trip to Swindon. This will count towards your GCSE English coursework marks.
p.s. Year 8 & 9 pupils can do this essay and retain it for inclusion in their coursework when they reach Years 10/11.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

really.............................

I said probably Das i am not hard as a coffin nail like you, plus i am not 'in the know!'

 

[portslade seagull]

Class fread..4 all the noughty boyz...

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

I said probably Das i am not hard as a coffin nail like you, plus i am not 'in the know!'

Well you like everybody to think you are anyway

 

[rudeboy]

lovemonkey and your anorak firm f*** off back to where you was born mug

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

lovemonkey and your anorak firm f*** off back to where you was born mug

Oooh sorry wudeboy! My firm? Sorry fella you have got the wrong end of the stick old son. Have another go

 

[El Presidente]

SJ you mouthy cant, no disrespekt to you and your firm, but our Rudeboy has watched Green Street and don,t get satire like, so fack off back to your caravan, or he'll send a crew to have a word, and bones will be broeken me mucker.

Gawd bless the queen

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

lovemonkey and your anorak firm f*** off back to where you was born mug

I'm pretty sure they were last seen wearing duffle coats and bobble hats

 

[rudeboy]

SJ you mouthy cant, no disrespekt to you and your firm, but our Rudeboy has watched Green Street and don,t get satire like, so fack off back to your caravan, or he'll send a crew to have a word, and bones will be broeken me mucker.

Gawd bless the queen

very good humour el keep it going

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

I said probably Das i am not hard as a coffin nail like you, plus i am not 'in the know!'

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

very good humour el keep it going

just ignore "paul " rudeboy

 

[rudeboy]

just ignore "paul " rudeboy

your right daz hes quite a chap isnt he?

 

[Nottseagull]

Mob-handed
Double nutter
some geezer
toe to toe
OB
bit of aggro
right old barney
major tear-up
givin it the biggun
top boy
alwight guvnor
apples and pears
i'm a mockney

THREAD CLOSED.

I think kicking off still belongs in this group.