A thread full of womany things that make men go a bit cringy

[HovaGirl]

being unable to put the lid on the toothpaste.

Definitely a male problem and after they've asked: "Darling! Where's the toothpaste?"

 

[Laughing Gravy]

Pre period farts they reek

I think you've got a dodgy missus fella.

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

Not tonight love I've got a really bad............( fill in the blank) doesn't go down well when you've been on a drought as long as Ashley Barnes has in front of goal..

Looks like you'll be getting some tonight.

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

When they keep putting up pictures of their fat, ugly friend on FB and all her mates comment "You're gorgeous" "Looking sexy hon" when it's plain for all to see she's a f***ing swampdonkey. Usually a night out or a wedding pic, row of loverly slim ladies in skimpy outfits, tits hanging out and the ugly mate has decided to join in and looks like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag. Horrific.

Quoted for unequivocal truth.

 

[TheJasperCo]

When she gets suspicious if I spend too long in my room stuck in front of my laptop. I end up hesitating and stuttering, which makes her even more suspicious, when really I'm looking for a present for her birthday. I wouldn't spend so long in front of my PC, if you would only tell me what you bloody want. I'm not a psychic, you dozy she-muppet!

 

[Flex Your Head]

Do you still love me as much as you used to.
And "I have a real itch down there if I open up will you have a look
And a sniff see if everything's normal !
MEH !!!!!!

Possibly just a tad too much info, but thanks for sharing.