A thread full of womany things that make men go a bit cringy

[Weststander]

You can tell me if you've been unfaithful / fancy someone else. I won't go berserk ..... I promise.

 

[Willy Dangle]

What's the matter?.......Nothing.

 

[toff79]

me:want to go out for dinner love
her:yeah
me:what you fancy
her:you decide
mek curry
her:no
me:italian
her:no
me:tapas
her:no

me: so im not actually f***ing deciding then am i, im off to the pub

 

[Mutts Nuts]

Can we just Cuddle

 

[forumwayseagull]

Not tonight love I've got a really bad............( fill in the blank) doesn't go down well when you've been on a drought as long as Ashley Barnes has in front of goal..

 

[tgretton87]

I would like to come to foot ball one day with you

 

[chucky1973]

being unable to put the lid on the toothpaste.

 

[D Block blue]

The constant bloody moaning

Do they post on NSC

 

[Sussex Nomad]

As mine just did, they cry because you won't let them bin the cat box... wtf??

 

[Bodular]

Do you have to go to the football


Me: yes, bye !

 

[Mew]

Any medical procedure involving the word 'scrape'. Should really be a reserved word for getting ice of your windscreen and nothing to do with the human body.

 

[nwgull]

#2 Period sex

Period sex often turns women into rampant cumsluts. Great stuff.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

It's their bloody memory bank,you step of of line on a promise you made yesterday,well it's difficult us blokes cannot remember what our women have said this morning,yet they can recall an event from 5 years ago down to the hour,and it's that ability that scares me.

Also women having a thing about other women,to me she seems fine,but they have this thing of not liking certain other females,for no apparent reason..

 

[El Presidente]

Boston Pancake

 

[Janbha]

is that it then

 

[D Block blue]

Does my bum look big in these! (treads very carefully answering that one!)

 

[banjo]

Her: Thats the wrong hole.
Me: Really ? Sorry.

 

[wallington seagull]

Being behind a woman in a queue at the shops. "How much is that please?" Then, after getting the price, she goes rummaging through her handbag to find her purse. Why can't they be ready to pay like us blokes?

 

[MJsGhost]

me:want to go out for dinner love
her:yeah
me:what you fancy
her:you decide
mek curry
her:no
me:italian
her:no
me:tapas
her:no

me: so im not actually f***ing deciding then am i, im off to the pub

Always wanting you to make the decisions, but as long as it's exactly what she's thinking...

 

[nwgull]

It's their bloody memory bank,you step of of line on a promise you made yesterday,well it's difficult us blokes cannot remember what our women have said this morning,yet they can recall an event from 5 years ago down to the hour,and it's that ability that scares me.

Also women having a thing about other women,to me she seems fine,but they have this thing of not liking certain other females,for no apparent reason..

Because they're probably pretty and your missis sees them as a threat. Chances are that she's also clocked this other bird(s) checking you out. Make the most out of this, it's all good for more sex.