A thread full of womany things that make men go a bit cringy

[Cheshire Cat]

If Mrs Cat and her mates can't get a seat in the pub, they talk long and loud about smear tests in intricate gynacological detail. Inevitably the fat, sweaty, lardass blokes occupying the seats near them shuffle off somewhere else. Job done!

 

[upthealbion1970]

Her: Thats the wrong hole.
Me: Really ? Sorry.

No such thing as the wrong hole

 

[brightn'ove]

What are you thinking about?*




*Translation- I want an argument

just laughed out loud on the train, this is so true.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

just laughed out loud on the train, this is so true.

If you are travelling alone they will think your crazy,i do it and i am.

 

[Everest]

"So what colour shirts are we wearing?"

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Do you still love me as much as you used to.
And "I have a real itch down there if I open up will you have a look
And a sniff see if everything's normal !
MEH !!!!!!

 

[u'vebeenamexed]

Mistaking an aggressive drunk for a down and out and saying "Oh go on, give him some money"

 

[red star portslade]

Period sex often turns women into rampant cumsluts. Great stuff.

You're right, i'm a big fan of blood sport.

 

[daveinprague]

Their ability, when they realise they are losing an argument, to insert a totally unrelated event, of which you are guilty, to end the argument.

 

[Weststander]

Do you have to go to the football


Me: yes, bye !

True.

"That bloody football club. We never spend any time together."

 

[Grombleton]

being unable to put the lid on the toothpaste.

Adding to this...always pushing the toothpaste up from the middle, not the bottom.

Fucks me right off.

 

[Mackenzie]

Browsing. AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Nibble]

Not being able to see that one of their mates is a f***ing idiot.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Telling me i have to go shopping with her tomorrow that's after having to miss today to go to her sisters Birthday-

Yes i know i could grow a pair,however i will remember this weekend i have much needed brownie points in the bag as a result of this.

 

[CheeseRolls]

Fruit tea
The rummaging for money thing
Describing anything other than food drink or top totty as gorgeous, as in Shoes, who are you kidding

 

[Nibble]

When they keep putting up pictures of their fat, ugly friend on FB and all her mates comment "You're gorgeous" "Looking sexy hon" when it's plain for all to see she's a f***ing swampdonkey. Usually a night out or a wedding pic, row of loverly slim ladies in skimpy outfits, tits hanging out and the ugly mate has decided to join in and looks like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag. Horrific.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

When they keep putting up pictures of their fat, ugly friend on FB and all her mates comment "You're gorgeous" "Looking sexy hon" when it's plain for all to see she's a f***ing swampdonkey. Usually a night out or a wedding pic, row of loverly slim ladies in skimpy outfits, tits hanging out and the ugly mate has decided to join in and looks like ten pounds of shit in a five pooound bag. Horrific.

just airing one's views-my sides still ache

 

[cliveh27]

I really value you as a friend ...

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

add it to your list ....

When I respond "not now" to that little DIY task that you know is half a day and not 5 minutes work.

 

[HovaGirl]

Do they post on NSC

Yes.