A message for palace fan randomjack

[Cheeky Monkey]

Yes lets stone him or better still bring back the death penalty.

Jesus some people hoping he loses his job is really pathetic over a seat. I agree he is a prick but jesus we all make mistakes.

We all make mistakes! Do f*** off

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

I've got to say, having read all of this, that his post on the YouTube video is 90% likely to be complete and utter bullshit anyway. He probably did no such thing with the seat, he's just trying to make himself look a bit hardcore in front of other Palace fans.

In reality he's probably like Jay out of the Inbetweeners, forever bragging about shagging this girl and that girl, when in fact he's still a virgin who has to sort himself out with a bit of internet porn and a pair of rubber gloves.

The most likely outcome of all this- were either the Albion, Palace or the police to question him about it- will be that he's forced to endure the public shame of having to confess he made the entire thing up in a desperate attempt to get a bit of attention and impress a few mates. Which is actually way more humiliating than any number of taxis or pizzas or photoshopped Facebook pictures, as it reveals a lot more about his personality and (lack of) life than he'd ever want to admit.

Agreed

 

[c0lz]

Tribal Eagle! tattoo on his arm so his must be hard, love one of the comments through

James
jack ur a sick head. i like it!!! fits in with the fcuk t-shirt. did u know this eagle represents homosexuality in kuwait!! rock on.

Simpsons Me Photos from Jack Laws (Jack) on Myspace

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I've got to say, I had absolutely NO idea that was supposed to be an eagle until you pointed it out. I thought it was just some random swirly tribal design.

 

[butchy]

Im fairly sure he's disabled.

 

[Kuipers Supporters Club]

Hope that works!

 

[Brightonfan1983]

We could all get one done - very tasteful!

 

[Joey Deacon's Disco Suit]

Behold Jack Laws. He's one of the Palace top boys and does a nice line spazzy poses and hard Paddington stares.

He's well 'ard*




*actually he looks like an insurance clerk from Purley who's idea of a racey time is sticking photos of himself looking like a c*nt on the internet.

 

[TheMajor]

Tribal Eagle! tattoo on his arm so his must be hard, love one of the comments through

James
jack ur a sick head. i like it!!! fits in with the fcuk t-shirt. did u know this eagle represents homosexuality in kuwait!! rock on.1



Simpsons Me Photos from Jack Laws (Jack) on Myspace

I thought it was Arabic for Armitage Shanks

 

[PriapismBoy]

Behold Jack Laws. He's one of the Palace top boys and does a nice line spazzy poses and hard Paddington stares.

He's well 'ard*




*actually he looks like an insurance clerk from Purley who's idea of a racey time is sticking photos of himself looking like a c*nt on the internet.

And they call us gay

 

[kip]

Palace are paying for the seat, so I don't really care about that. They may be interested in who to ban from future away games given that he's cost them money, but beyond that there's no real reason to go any further I'd say.

What you talking about? He deserves everything he gets. He vandalized our lovely new stadium. We should make him pay for it

 

[butchy]

...

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Behold Jack Laws. He's one of the Palace top boys and does a nice line spazzy poses and hard Paddington stares.

He's well 'ard*




*actually he looks like an insurance clerk from Purley who's idea of a racey time is sticking photos of himself looking like a c*nt on the internet.

That bloke is quite clearly special

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Nevermind pizzas and taxis, someone needs to send him a decent optician and dermatologist.

 

[BHAFC_AMEX]

Did none of the police at the stadium after the game think to stop the man carrying round a massive blue chair?

 

[ifuhatepalacestandup]

Aquilaugh have you allways been a **** or did you have to study hard

 

[tezz79]

Tribal Eagle! tattoo on his arm so his must be hard, love one of the comments through

James
jack ur a sick head. i like it!!! fits in with the fcuk t-shirt. did u know this eagle represents homosexuality in kuwait!! rock on.

Simpsons Me Photos from Jack Laws (Jack) on Myspace

I reckon he was just unfolding the chair but didn't realise the power he possessed in those mighty arms of his hahaha the kiddies a f***ing gimp, palace should hang their heads in shame for letting this big chinned dick spout off on their behalf

 

[Aquilaugh]

Aquilaugh have you allways been a **** or did you have to study hard

No harder than you did

 

[Aquilaugh]

What you talking about? He deserves everything he gets. He vandalized our lovely new stadium. We should make him pay for it

Says someone who is still bitter at losing to Palace, grow up you ****

 

[randomjack]

It was a f***ing stupid comment made when I was pissed to wind up a few of your lot. Of course I never did such a thing like that. Hardly deserve this harassment?