I got up at midnight to feed our baby boy, and some moron outside woke up my wife by throwing over all the wheely bins onto the pavement. Rubbish was strewn everywhere.
Wife, very pissed off, phoned up the police and went back to bed, grumpily wondering which mug was going to have pick up the contents of our particular wheely bin the following morning.
So how satisfying to receive a phone call half an hour later from the police stating they'd caught the oik (3 people had phoned the police) and he would be walking up the whole road picking up every piece of rubbish and putting it back in the wheely bins.
I even gave him a little wave from my bedroom window 5 minutes later as he picked up all the nappy sacks from the pavement outside my house, closely watched by the following police car.
It must have taken him well over half an hour to put it all back, at around 1am. Ruddy marvellous.
Wife, very pissed off, phoned up the police and went back to bed, grumpily wondering which mug was going to have pick up the contents of our particular wheely bin the following morning.
So how satisfying to receive a phone call half an hour later from the police stating they'd caught the oik (3 people had phoned the police) and he would be walking up the whole road picking up every piece of rubbish and putting it back in the wheely bins.
I even gave him a little wave from my bedroom window 5 minutes later as he picked up all the nappy sacks from the pavement outside my house, closely watched by the following police car.
It must have taken him well over half an hour to put it all back, at around 1am. Ruddy marvellous.