2010 World's Hardest Creature, First Round, Group D

[The Wizard]

The Elephant would squash that scrawny bird into mush.

 

[sam86]

come on the bird

This. Elephant = Boring.

 

[Andrew]

30 votes each now. The Adder finally gets off the mark but needs to do a little bit of catching up...

The bull shark is still in it with 5 hours left to get 8 votes. Very close!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

it looks like game over for the bull shark

it's probably in the top 5 hardest creatures in this contest yet is going out in the first round due to poor PR

yeah, a bird is definitely harder than a mental shark, yeah, course it is

 

[jakarta]

This. Elephant = Boring.

You have clearly never been near a pissed off rogue male Elephant - I cant believe a bloody jumped-up Turkey with good PR is going to oust a proper killing machine from the competition

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

What a contest! This is exactly what the worlds hardest competition is all about. Two established hard giants in the shape of the bull shark and Elephant, a highly rated(excellently p.r-ed) 'people's champion' and an unknown headmental nonflying bird in a slugfest to make it through. And this is only the first round! I can't imagine what else is in store for us once we get done to the serious business.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

GNLF, what has happened in the past in the result of a TIE

 

[Marty McFly]

GNLF, what has happened in the past in the result of a TIE

There should be something with the complexity of the DUCKworth Lewis method to decide.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

GNLF, what has happened in the past in the result of a TIE

Don' think we've ever had one. I reccomend either:

a)have a short one on one play-off, or;

b)have a 'golden vote', i.e have a set cut off time and then whichever animal gets the first vote after that time goes through.

Either way, it's bound to be one of the most exciting things to ever have happened in the illustrious history of 'The worlds hardest creature'. And can i take this moment to congratulate you on providing what has so far, in my opinion, been by far the best competition to date. Keep up the stirling work.

 

[Andrew]

The three favourites are the komodo dragon, the great white shark and the tiger I would have thought?!


Anyway, this should be a comp over the next few days.

 

[sydney]

Honey Badger

Key Facts:
will have a pop at pretty much ANYTHING, utterly fearless
can take hits that'd be fatal to most other creatures

Bull Shark

Key Facts:
erratic and very dangerous
can swim in fresh or salt water

Adder

Key Facts:
britains only poisonous killer

Cassowary

Key Facts:
World's most dangerous bird
can disembowel a human

Elephant

Key Facts:
biggest land mammal
can go mental and destroy all in its path

not sure if it's been mentioned but that elephant has got is WANGER out.....what a view the driver and passenger must have...

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i think i'm going to go for a 15 min 1-on-1 play off

i'm gonna actually IMPLODE with excitement if that happens

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

not sure if it's been mentioned but that elephant has got is WANGER out.....what a view the driver and passenger must have...

HAHAHAHAH that's amazing

imagine having to look at a massive elephant DONG just before it's going to demolish your car with it!!!

 

[Andrew]

i think i'm going to go for a 15 min 1-on-1 play off

i'm gonna actually IMPLODE with excitement if that happens

We should delibratley make this happen I think, adds more excitment.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Golden Vote sounds better

 

[sam86]

Who the bloody hell just voted for the Elephant!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i actually think that the elephant could beat the shit out of the bird just with it's dick


imagine that before you make your choice

 

[sam86]

Yes bird voters, yes! Keep 'em coming.

 

[Andrew]

This is very tense.

 

[Andrew]

The elephant takes the lead again!