2010 World's Hardest Creature, First Round, Group B

[turienzo's lovechild]

AGAIN a Bear I could have a cuddle with. A vicious Hornet bastard I could not

that bear has been known to randomly act out VICIOUS attacks on humans

if you tried to hug it it'd rip your face off

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

that bear has been known to randomly act out VICIOUS attacks on humans

if you tried to hug it it'd rip your face off

Just because it felt like it

 

[Pantani]

What is that Swan doing in here, world's hardest white long necked bird owned by the Queen, maybe. Hardest creature no. They're bloody vegetarians too.

 

[Bluejuice]

Nah the bear is SMILING.

I don't believe it is INDISCRIMINATE enough in its KILLING. Give me a creature that will kill EVERYTHING in its path any day

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

it's a SMILING ASSASSIN

it'd take great pleasure in inflicting as much pain on your honkey ass as is physically possible before tucking into a nice portion of HUMAN MEAT

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i'm a bit concerned that the BEAR might've peaked to early here

it once had an unassailable lead which has now WITHERED due to that bloody HORNET

 

[Bluejuice]

That HORNET would divebomb you with its vicious STING whereas the poxy bear would just make stupid animal noises from a distance before trying to audition for a DISNEY MOVIE

OGGY OGGY OGGY
WASP WASP WASP

 

[Munkfish]

What a f***ing upset in this group! the hornet surely one of the suprises of the first round, succeding where its distant cousin and possibley harder cousin has failed ( dawson bee ) i have a feeling along with the bird eating spider he will be out of here next round, kille dby a much HARDER Crita.

 

[Bluejuice]

Well in that case the HORNET is the DENMARK of the hard arse animal world. BUT IT'S STILL GOING THROUGH

 

[Silent Bob]

The SWAN thing is a total myth, they couldn't break anything. Also it's easy to kill a swan, just kick it's face off.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

shit! this group is WELL close

c'mon you FURRY BASTARD!!!

 

[Andrew]

Swans- evel little fucks

 

[brakespear]

What a f***ing upset in this group! the hornet surely one of the suprises of the first round, succeding where its distant cousin and possibley harder cousin has failed ( dawson bee )

meh, bees are just vegetarian wasps.

 

[Silent Bob]

shit! this group is WELL close

c'mon you FURRY BASTARD!!!

That bear looks like it would rather BUM me than eat me.

 

[Munkfish]

meh, bees are just vegetarian wasps.

have you heard the tails of the Dawson bee, they literaley not stop with there killing frenzy until everthing is dead

 

[Munkfish]

This group is Brillaint, nail biting stuff. what time does the voting finishing?

 

[Silent Bob]

have you heard the tails of the Dawson bee, they literaley not stop with there killing frenzy until everthing is dead

"The hornets can devastate a colony of honey bees: a single hornet can kill as many as 40 honey bees per minute thanks to their large mandibles which can quickly strike and decapitate a bee. It takes only a few of these hornets a few hours to exterminate the population of a 30,000-member hive, leaving a trail of severed insect heads and limbs."

 

[brakespear]

"The hornets can devastate a colony of honey bees: a single hornet can kill as many as 40 honey bees per minute thanks to their large mandibles which can quickly strike and decapitate a bee. It takes only a few of these hornets a few hours to exterminate the population of a 30,000-member hive, leaving a trail of severed insect heads and limbs."

And there you go, hornets are quite literally evil incarnate and look the part too.

 

[Munkfish]

"The hornets can devastate a colony of honey bees: a single hornet can kill as many as 40 honey bees per minute thanks to their large mandibles which can quickly strike and decapitate a bee. It takes only a few of these hornets a few hours to exterminate the population of a 30,000-member hive, leaving a trail of severed insect heads and limbs."

that is one double hard bastard, although the hornet has just lost the leas to the pussy arsed snake.

Snake 18
Bear 17
HORNET 17.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

it's gonna be close this one, only 2 of these 3 CROWD PLEASERS can make it through

will it be

The Moon Bear- Capable of killing a water buffalo by breaking it's neck, this aggressive monster lives in Russia and Japan and frequently attacks humans for a LARF

The Taipan Snake- This sharp fanged bastard is the deadliest snake on earth and has killed and injured many Australians with its ferocious JUICES

The Giant Hornet- A massive bastard with the ability to fly, giving it an extra dimension in any form of combat. Will regularly FEAST on bees