Quite frankly FAG HAGS are the WORST f***ing HATE them (maybe im speaking from bitter experience). Also there is something not quite right about straight men in gay clubs.
Brett he wants to be YOU and lets face it who doesn't! You are a minor celebrity, with your PICK of ladies, what was it that bird said...it'll be like shagging David Beckham ;) x
DP you could have actually come out of this with some credibility by posting your "evidence" the fact that you havent and are now saying "ahh yes but I know the truth mwaaa haaa haaaa" isnt really going help you out of this hole you have dug by saying im going to post, this, that and the other...