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Damn you all. Still a long way to go.

I'm now scraping cheese, pickle and bread off my laptop screen. :lolol:

The cynic in me says that it's just a ploy to increase profits. Greedy barstewards that they are.

Wy didn't their carers step in and stop them from doing it?

It's the Milky Bar Kid ! daada da daa daa

I'd love to live in a village called Upper Ducks Bottom.

Were you giving your opinion on a NEW piece of software, or giving your opinion on a pre-release, beta version for developers, which was known to be slow and not the finished article?

When I were a lad in London, we had a first post between 7-9 am, a second post 11-12, and a third post 3-4:30. Now we only get one post 11-12 - so we still get a second post - they've scrapped the first and third post!

"The far side AR says it was in..." !! I much prefer 'the lino on the other side'.

:lolol: I cannot, for one moment, think of who you might have in mind!

That's a shame; Stretch is a decent bloke, who always had a quip ready when you spoke to him. If he hasn't already got a business of his own, I'm sure he won't be out of work or long.

I think you'll find that's the Mill Road roundabout.

"Meanwhile in the state of Iowa, it has emerged that authorities are granting gun permits to people who are legally blind, drawing alarm from law enforcement officers. The Des Moines Register reported that at least four counties in the state have issued weapons permits to a number of people with...

In the mind of some sub-editor who lives and works in Southampton.

"When the 23-year-old was stopped near Patcham, Brighton, he said he did not want to get out of his car because it was cold." Aaahh. Lambsie.

Uxbridge? Pleasant? You really are confused! Pleasant - what a Chinese person gets on their birthday.

He'll have the nickname 'Library Book' as he's always out on loan.

Will there be a 20 minute advert break in the middle?

and in Crawley... http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/10647694.Crawley_cat_gets_head_stuck_in_food_tin

Which is full of people who tried to remove a wasps nest. However, it no longer poses a threat to them.