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You didn't bother reading this then? http://www.seagulls.co.uk/news/article/55m-plans-would-be-significant-boost-1107449.aspx

So if Tony did get rid of Oscar, the incoming manager will also not have a chance to pick from a full team. Unless we recruited Jesus - who could do a few miracles to get the team fit; however he doesn't have much of a track record - after managing a team of 12 he got crucified.

Not quite the same now, is it?

... when he was severely constipated, he had to work it out with axes!

It's not hard to see why BT have given up on Yahoo mail as a partner.

She can boil my kettle !

TLO: could you (light heartedly, and with a huge dose of ironic humour) ask if DB will be contacting Cardiff's Mr Apsalyamov to see if he has got any great tips that a head of recruitment could use?

"Mackay will now have to work with 23-year-old Alisher Apsalyamov, who is from Kazakhstan. He has no football experience but had been helping out with jobs around the stadium." Unbelievable. Shall we all email Mr Apsalyamov and recommend a certain striker who even Mrs Beckham thinks about on a...

In fairness, I don't think it was DB who caused the injuries to Leo, CMS and Will Hoskins.

Now THAT'S what I call a flashmob !

Back in March GP was everybody's darling. Except for TB. GP's request to leave in March was only known by a few; can you imaging the uproar that would have occurred if TB had simply let GP go at that time? TB would have been accused of having no appetite for promotion; for not having the balls...

Well it made I laugh.

ENREST's descent from the East Stand roof WOULD be further ENHANCED by him playing GOSBTS on a BUGLE held in his spare hand.

Nice camouflage. If a player went down injured, they might not be found by the medical staff!

I saw him in the U21s recently - looks promising - he had a great run from deep within the Brighton half; a pity that the player he then passed to didn't capitalise.

Gus who? I've moved on.

From the Sussex Police Website: Sussex Police's football intelligence and liaison officer PC Darren Balkham has had his work recognised with the presentation of a High Sheriff's award. He was handed a framed certificate bearing a citation for his achievements by the High Sheriff of West...

I'm chilled. Okay, last night's game wasn't up to much, but Oscar is a work in progress - as was his predecessor at the same point in his career. Let's enjoy a stress free season of football, and enjoy the fireworks next season. After all these years, I still love the Albion.

Chairman: "So, Gus, why were you given the boot by Brighton?" Candidate: "Ees complicated."

Planet Rock (mostly) or Classic FM.