In theory we could 50 if we won our 5 remaining games, so technically your poll falls short because it should have 47, 48 and 50 in there. But I'll personally kiss mark McGhee's ass if we do get 50, so you're probably safe cutting it off at 46.
Tim Henman. Give up. Please. All that lily-livered Home Counties mummy’s boy stuff. You just know he irons his underpants. Clenching your fist while a bunch of Daily Mail readers squeaks ‘Come on Tim!’ and the BBC cuts to uncontrollable scenes of “Henmania” on “Henman Hill” (ie bunch of twats...
I've tried cherry coke and it was ok, but I haven't had any of this cheery stuff yet.
Is there something 'recreational' in it to make you cheery? And is the effect cheery as in 'I feel happy today', or cheery as in belting out 'SEAGULLS! SEAGULLS!' at the top of your voice?
If it's the latter...
I'm going to start the Absolutely Official No-One is Allowed to Post Anywhere Else Endorsed by The Queen Brighton vs Sheff Wed thread NOW, so there.
So what if the game's ages away... I HAVE THE RIGHT
...because
um
err...
:down:
Come ON!
In Day One, Lesson One of 'How to be a Brighton fan', we learnt that Palace fans don't have houses. They have slums.
Pay attention at the back tedebear.
Centerparcs.
Though posting that will probably trigger an avalanche of spam, as I inadvertantly alert advertising geeks everywhere that I fall precisely into their "white middle class, middle aged, slightly sporty and environmentally aware" category.
Dear Sir/Madam
I was pruning my geraniums last week, when a large white bird – or 'seagull' as I believe football 'fans' are wont to call them – had the temerity to leave a deposit upon my head.
This was especially galling as I had refreshed my purple rinse at "Edna's hairfashionings" just...
Pixies & Throwing Muses, 1988 (or 9, can't be sure), Town And Country Club.
New Order/Happy Mondays/A Certain Ratio, 1987, Factory Day in A Tent, Finsbury Park.
Probably West Ham.
But most importantly I need lots of GOALS, as I've drawn 15 goals in our office 'How many goals in total will be scored in this week's 4 FA Cup quarterfinals' sweepstake.
Which is a pretty crap draw, really.