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Vicky Peck the Scunny Honey. And that couple getting married in the US, we even got mentioned at their reception. Good days.

Sorry, I'm confused. Is the book the stocking filler, or Jake? Bit harsh if so, he's not that small.

A 20cm wave would just tickle you or I up to our ankles, but it's pretty damn fatal to most Japanese.

It's like the Amanda Wenk thread all over again.

£3500 on Brighton to win. Withdean crowd: 6,320. cheers

:clap2: :clap2: Looks good! Bring on another hatful in FAC2!

Seconded. As someone who moved out of Maidenhead just a few weeks ago, I can vouch that they've struggled this year. (Not that I ever went mind: my opinion is based entirely on the local press!)

I've only come across this syndrome once, but it was astonishing. Went on holiday to Corfu with a girl called Angela, who declined to take a dump the whole week we there because she could 'only ever go on her home toilet'. Perhaps I should have taken her up the arse to get her to unclench for...

Agree with most people, it has lost much of the magic it had. The early rounds still possess some of it, but the monopoly of the big clubs and the dilution of Wembley as a once-in-a-lifetime moment has dulled the later stages. It would be nice to do well in for a change though, it's been FAR...

But haven't I just painted you a picture with words, my friend?!

Great. Scotland vs NZ in Edinburgh, all that's left is £164 per ticket. Forget it.

Remember that day. It was a good one. The A23 was jammed all the way down to Brighton, and the Goldstone heaving in every corner. 5-0, all our goals good long range shots. "One team in Sussex, there's only one team in Sussex." * stops there before turns into Rowley Birkin QC *

You forgot that it's also official Telegraph editorial policy to print at least one picture of Liz Hurley a day.

GMTV this morning had the couple from Worthing who won £8.5m the other week. I was dying for them to say "...and we're going to give some to our local team, Brighton and Hove Albion." But they didn't. "Some cars. Ooh, and a holiday" was about as imaginative as they got. Truly pointless interview.

I'm pretty sure the pitch isn't wide enough, or something basic like that.

2000 on Non League Survival 1500 on Brighton to beat Northwich Victoria 99 goals. Cheers

Sat in the stand with the Gulls Eye coach crew. What a day.

Nooo! My girlfriend supports Torquay, she'd be gutted if Stroppy Little Leon flounced into Plainmoor.

Agree - they're all of those and more.

Fair enough, and memories/photos of that day are truly bitter sweet. But the actual demolition and subsequent conversion into a crappy retail park is nothing but agony, which no-one likes to be reminded of. Walking away after the Donny game that day remains the last time I ever set foot in that...