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I wouldn't call signing one of the best managers around for another year a particularly large blunder.

Well said Mr Spiros. I'm can't believe Dick will refuse to make some money available to Steve Coppell from the 800K -- or whatever it is we have left -- from the Zam deal. Even he knows we haven't got a striker left.

Two weeks all-inclusive at the end of July from Thomas Cook, apparently.

Dunno which programme you're on about, but if you do you can listen again: http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/progs/listenagain.shtml

I've got the Darkness on at the moment. They're great. And SFA have long been the best band in Britain... never a less-than-superb album, although my favourite is Mwng, which is entirely in Welsh.

Legend has it that SAFC chairman Bob Murray went to Howard Wilkinson to ask his opinion on hiring Mick McCarthy when Reid left. Sgt Wilko replied: "Sod him, I'm your man, Bob" (or words to that effect) and was given the job!

Ahem. That's all I have to say.

WE HATE SURREY AND WE HATE SURREY WE HATE SURREY AND WE HATE SURREY WE HATE SURREY AND WE HATE SURREY WE ARE THE SURREY HATERS. I thank you.

A heroic, flukey, astounding win over Slurrey would put us in contention for the championship!!!!!! WE HATE SLURREY AND WE HATE SLURREY. Sussex are the only team I love more than Albion, and I WILL be there when we win the championship!! Yes, I am drunk.

I remember the spikey thing on the seafront! It was great... much better than silly pictures of people kissing, or bloody doughnut sculptures! Is the floral clock in Hove still buggered, or have they fixed that as well?

Amy Studt is an anagram of "Tasty mud"

Well he and his brother David have joined Gretna. In the Scottish third division. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/3053047.stm

Nimrod Ping.

There used to be a nursery school in Brighton called the White House. Did we ever hear any complaints about the temper tantrums, the poor standards of literacy, or the child-like attitude? No? Well, George W Bush wasn't president back then. Layzangennelmen, Ithangyeeeeewwwww

Can't beat a pint of Timothy Taylor's Landlord or, if you're really lucky on an away trip in Yorkshire, Black Sheep. Although every time I go down to Sussex I tend to leave with a crate of Harvey's.

When he came into the office did he say: "I'm Aidan Newhouse, I need a new house"?

Apopros of nothing, in a couple of weeks I will be moving into a house that is just round the corner from one of the McVities factories that makes Hob Nobs. Nothing like the smell of warm Hob Nob to greet you as you get up in the morning, really.

My nearest non-league team (I live within sight of Newcastle United which is rubbish), West Allotment Celtic, aren't in the cup as they don't have floodlights. So I'll be backing two of the best-named teams in the North-east, if not the world.. Billingham Synthonia (the only football team to...

I used to play cricket with Alan Pook's son. Pook Senior used to sit on the boundary and shout abuse at us whenever we misfielded/bowled a long-hop/weren't quick enough between the wickets, even though he wasn't the coach. The man is an a-grade twat-a-roonie.

GRIT BELEIVES BELOTI BULLSHIT