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Nice pair of cups.

Their training pitch has - at huge expense - been made to resemble Withdean. Well, kind of. From The Guardian: "There were cheers as chances were taken by the striking combinations, Andy Carroll operating with Ashley Young and Wayne Rooney alongside Danny Welbeck, and jeers when efforts...

37 degrees currently at 9pm, glass of wine on the patio, last few days of bearable evenings I fear. Hoping for a few 50 degree days as we head into July and August – the law says all companies have to shut down if it hits the big Five Oh!

I lost so much respect for England after 2010 they'd need to flair their way to unimaginable heights for me to even bother caring about them again. Russia drawn in our office sweepstake. That'll do for me.

124 all out. Shambles Sussex. Can't see us avoiding the follow-on now.

Kartik going boundary bonkers – it's lurching from worse to worse for Sussex.

Surrey stroll towards 100 for the loss of just 8 wickets.

"Plenty of other news from around the club" will be a roundup of stuff from Football in the Community, the Commercial Department and so on. All pleasant enough, but I think you're misrepresenting it by claiming they're heralding "exciting news"

Lunch. And Sussex have – just – kept humiliation off the menu, by nicking a feeble six wickets in the face of a 78 run onslaught by Surrey. The afternoon could yield yet more pain for Yardy and the boys. The ham sandwiches will be sticking their throats right now.

Maynard slapping it EVERYWHERE. We'll do well to keep them under 450.

:lolol::lolol:

About 500 dirhams. Had a 1000 note a few hours ago, but the car needed some work so that took half of it. 1000 being about £160. If say 2000 NSC users all chip in about £250k each, could we afford Zaha?

That photo appears to show One Direction modelling our kit?

The transit of Venus, the Jubilee and other events have just added another £43m to Zaha's valuation, which now stands at £5,402,459,033.64.

It is absolute crap from start to finish.

Because there's no rush. Nothing really happens at this time of year. The game takes a few weeks holiday. Though I did see Michael Owen coming out the Grand this morning...

I remember going to Galley Hill as a 10 year old to watch the beacon being lit in 1977.

Sorry, was this event for Elizabeth I or Elizabeth II? You think we'd have moved on since the Middle Ages in how we treat people. But apparently not.

My wife made me watch Dancing on Ice once. That was pretty f***ing sick.

Does it come in a fluorescent orange cover?