Search results

Or, in terms Boris would understand, when all the chaps get back from half-term japes with mater and pater the Head Prefect’s in for a gosh darn rumble in the Common Room.

You could play the Prince Andrew card, and conveniently ‘test positive for Covid’ at the key moment.

Just consulted my Giant Book of Dad Jokes, and apparently he's certainly put himself in the frame, has a good shot at it, just needs to focus better, is on a roll, has a case, and is developing well.

It’s a start, but you have a way to go yet…

Reasonable T20 cameo from Bairstow there. Shame it’s a test match with 2.5 days play left.

I'm enjoying the new series of that: ....

In fairness to Carrie, he’s probably already cheating on her, enthusiastically grunting and spaffing another illegitimate sprog or two in existence with his latest piece of totty.

Remember to make your excuses and leave not long after midnight. The party games tend to get a bit weird later on...

Thanks for that, neatly done. And you’re right - that’s a way more convincing Johnny Rotten.

Total car crash

Apparently he won’t be at the service in St Paul’s later because “he has Covid”. Yeah right.

The ‘15+ striker’ thing is relevant for the Championship, but not the PL. Last season, only 5 players scored more than 15 goals - Salah & Mane at Liverpool, Son & Kane at Spurs and Ronaldo at Man Utd. I don’t think even Mitrovic himself has any expectations of joining that group.

Skates

Thank goodness we didn't just go back to Broad and Anderson, eh, this is fully vindicating the decision to leave that pair of old has-beens out the WI squad...

Oh dear. :ffsparr: What's the first rule of Fight Club?

Watched the first two last night. It's ok, but not great.

Well fair play to Sussex - overs 14, 15 and 16 absolutely magnificent T20 cricket. Just 8 runs conceded, 4 wickets taken in 18 balls.

Done. Looks like A’s just edging a two-horse race against B.

Scotland offers them an aye instead, I believe.