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Never realised “your mum” was so secure…

Thread over guys, Trump’s about to be restored to the White House and a lot of us who thought Biden won fair and square are going to need to eat some serious humble pie. Apparently the Space Force (remember, that Trump set up?) was actually tracking our attempt to steal the election all along...

Nice. Congratulations. We got married in Roslin, near Edinburgh, and I also proposed to my wife here in Scotland, overlooking the ‘Isle of Ewe’. Can’t beat a good pun!

Second that. I’d go anywhere but the NC500 if I was you, while it covers some stunning spots it’s generated a huge conveyor belt of people doing the one route, making it the total opposite of ‘remote and unspoilt’ Scotland that you can still find bits of elsewhere.

This? https://youtu.be/yr-SNCtoyPk

I did that too, just to stop her blooming nagging me every time I wanted to listen to BBC 6 music, but also failed to see any real reason WHY I should. There’s so much of this bollocks now. My wife’s Apple account is supposedly the ‘parent’ to those of our two kids, but this seems to have...

Subjective of course, but an interesting chart that attempts to gauge how much each team has improved or, um, 'unimproved' so far this close season. Great to see my Seahawks way out on their own at the bottom… :down:

"Fans assuming that purchasing a ticket entitles them to shout whatever they want at whoever they want – behaviour that also infects what passes for contemporary public discourse – is one of the worst things about football. There were not many bright spots at the Amex – Norwich look as doomed as...

Sciver left stranded on 148no, Aussies win.

Nat Sciver 100 not out, but partners skittling rapidly, end in sight. 217-8.

Australia finish on 356-5. They really are in a different class this tournament. England will need several miracles to get anywhere close to that.

978. Elthered the Unready becomes king. I just can’t shake off the feeling we weren’t really ready for this.

So basically it has to be either Cameroon or Ghana then? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Yes, and the new FIFA ruling says that if it’s not Qatar, then that team gets disqualified and Qatar will go through themselves instead.

Hollywood’s definitely changed her, hasn’t it.

Doing the draw when there are still qualifying rounds to be completed is shit.

Fisshy Drinks? It's certainly a, um, market gap...

Bloodlines. Billions. Both shows where you realise there’s never going to be ‘an end’ to the story, it’s just going to go on and on and round and round for series after series. What’s the point.

Had a bad case about 12 years ago. Couldn't sit for about 6–8 weeks, had to stay standing. Life was spent counting down the hours till I was allowed my next dose of morphine. It was not fun! 1) Keep moving – walking etc actually helps. 2) Strengthen your core muscles, to relieve stress on...