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Been playing the clip for the past few hours, but still haven’t got to the moment where he actually says what he’s about to say…

Exactly. When an organisation effectively says it’s absolutely fine to take bribes, backhanders etc, how can someone then be at fault for taking bribes, backhanders etc? Allegedly; because of course this is a totally fictional organisation I’ve just made up, it’s not referring to FIFA at all.

Sports mole regurgitating the same made-up nonsense that was going round four or five weeks ago!! One internet saddo loser totally makes some crap up and everyone copy and repeats it like they’re ITK!! Expect their next scoop to be Michael Owen seen exiting The Grand!!

They’ll be out the job by the weekend, so don’t hold your breath.

Wet shave. Maybe electric razors have improved since I last tried, but to me it felt like trying to carve a turkey with a piece of sandpaper instead of a knife. After about an hour of going over and over the same area you might get some approximation of a shave, but feck me it seemed...

But that’s his entire career, and indeed, life.

https://youtu.be/L67x9VGfF-g

He’s having a great summer. Contender for SPOTY at this rate.

Well, given that last year the ENTIRE season came down to “next goal wins it, but Max you get the ball and Lewis - look, I know you were winning, but could you just stand over here and watch Max score the winning goal”, I guess that’s progress for F1?

I imagine he gets signed by Newcastle. They only have to hear the words “so-and-so has left…” and they’ll offer a multi-million pound package…

I suspect 20k a DAY is actually closer to reality. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Why are we asking for USD? Surely we'd just then lose out on the currency exchange charge?

Hmm, tough one. And I like cryptic riddles. Um, because their first names both start with E?

I don’t emirate this joke at all, it’s no great sheikhs.

At last. One day of sunshine in a shit season. Well done Sussex.

Read somewhere that - despite the scripted and begrudging ‘apology’ yesterday - she’s still very much ‘in denial’, and convinced she can appeal and get out, or get the sentence reduced.

Losing 3 wickets in 4 balls is very Sussex 2022.

But a fair bit of making circles with her head? Yet to see 50FW, not so easy these days being stuck in Dubai, but have seen her solo a dozen times or so. And Throwing Muses about 30 times back in the day!

Abba. The real Abba, not the hologram thing.

Saw them there at Glastonbury 1989.