Homemade cardboard sign saying “Ronaldo can I have your shirt”.
Though if we’re playing someone other than Man Utd then it would be “Harry Kane can I have your shirt”, and so on.
Why does he want to leave now?
According to "The Plan" Leeds fans were so eager to share when they got promoted... let's see... last season was a top 3 finish and CL slot... so this season is... yes, here it is… "winning the PL without conceding a single goal, and being invited by FIFA to...
While a £20m fee is probably realistic, what also needs factoring into this is the ongoing and significant rise in the cost of cooking oil, as analysed here by The Washington Post.
In the current climate, there's a very real risk for whoever has Traore on their books: it could rapidly become a...
Ex-Sussex man Phil Salt just whacked 122 off 93 balls for England, in the ODI against Holland. 3 sixes and 14 fours in that.
England currently 274-2 off 35 overs, Malan and Buttler carrying on from where Salt left off...
If there is an announcement, I hope the rumoured “much more than £25m” figure becomes clearer and - most importantly - the one that’s ‘officially’ used in reference to this deal.
At the moment, all the media are using £25m, or even £22.5m.
But as long as lots of Tory slimeballs and their friends got their snouts firmly in the trough of raking off millions in dodgy PPE deals during covid, it’s all good hey.