Search results

Sad isn’t it. You’re at home against the team that’s 8th in the Premier League, with the FA Cup quarter final a real possibility. And there’s no-one there. What else have Stoke going to have this season to get excited about?

Great game.

Blimey. Did they warn Air Traffic Control at Heathrow before they did that?

I believe they’re promoting Pixies’ back catalogue?

Mixed feelings about this one. Normally I’d always support the ‘underdog’ against any of the Big 6 Cup Monopolists. And the fact Newcastle haven’t been to a final since like 1735 or something does make for a good story. Plus they have BDB, and it’d be great to see him lift a trophy. But…...

In fact, a building over three storeys usually suffices.

He could stand a good chance actually. Boehly’s latest proposal is 20-a-side matches, with the entire 20 swopping over at the end of each 30-minute period (3 per match). So if this goes ahead, more players will be seeing first team action.

Funnily enough, I was in Yanbu just the other week. This is where they offer diving tuition. Just up Wilf's street, I reckon.

Social media sucks at this too. LinkedIn still has active profiles for an old friend who killed himself, and an ex colleague who died of cancer. Looks like they’ll just stay on the site forever.

Seeing as we're all being lecherous old men, probably a good thread to dig this out again...

No, that's McCain, not McCann…

Canadian tennis player Carling Bassett. The hair maybe slightly gives away the 1980s era? I only have 25 people following my Instagram. Mostly family. But she is one of the 25!

Don’t Galaxy’s backup to the cloud?

Something decidedly odd going on with the cutlery. The woman has hers the wrong way round. Todd seems to be eating from the far side of his plate. Anyone would think the photo was staged.

For Cod’s sake, we’ve already had this thread.

A little way to go yet… Most consecutive matches scored in: 55, Arsenal (19 May 2001 – 30 November 2002)

Paul Watson free kicks to Zamora peeling in off the last defender. We seemed to score about 30 of those a season. And the other routine, where Cullip would pretend to be tying his laces and not involved in the move, before suddenly taking a short lay-off for the cross…

Just walked past. Looks like the Ultras are getting their intimidating banners out already. Stay safe everyone.

Kind of feel a lot of people are cheating by having someone of the contrasting gender for ‘murder’, compared to their ‘marry’ and ‘shag’. Surely the whole point of the game is that murder should be a little bit of a dilemma, being close enough to someone you might conceivably even have as...