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Wet and warm, like my women.

Not even Ivan Toney would have a punt at that. Or maybe actually he would.

That shnozzle must work much like the keel of a boat. Keeps him steady but must surely increase his turning circle. N'est-ce pas? les pull-over comme poteaux de but

No way. Asking on the 24th Jan whether winter is done is a ridonculous question. Look here

Blimey. Giles Stille. Get well soon please Giles.

You filthy beast. You must be part German. The lower part.

I'd suggest you have a talk with him but leave out taking the rough with the smooth instead telling him it's something he's likely to have to deal with regularly. Tell him you're going to contact the league and do so. Let him see their reply. Then let your Son decide.

Do we know if the on-field ref actually saw it? VAR certainly would have.

Are electric car owners the new vegetarians?

I suspect the resident' quotes of it being mistaken for the Northern Lights or Aliens are just journalistic license. A bit like Drop the dead donkey's teddy.

Things are looking not so Bright. Doo doo doo doo dooooooooo. I'm loving itttt,ah.

Even worse; creps.

Are you deliberately trying to get the piss taken out of NSC? Any fool knows what temp to bake a cake.

Potter to CPFC smacks of utter desperation from both. I can't imagine their turdular team listening to or benefiting from Potter and his pseudo intellectual claptrap.

Lapping up reality TV. Especially the TOWIE and Love Island type nonsense. It has a lot to answer for and I think its responsible for a fair bit of the entitlement, intolerance, and instigating the acceptance of dumb orange fake people who spend far too long looking at themselves in any...

I went bowling there and remember it being grubby and probably not in much better condition than today. And. If I remember correctly, wasn't the "wall" around the swimming pool just a great big steamy window where everyone outside walking on the path beach-side could peer in and watch everyone...

Well they must've had the meteorological equivalent of Sherlock Holmes working on that prediction. Mid January and there's the chance the weather might get colder with a possibility of snow.

You won't see a better comment on here all day.

Obligatory @Your Mum

Hold the nerve Oops never mind