Imagine the splashy post-tube clean up, scraping the turds, toilet paper, used condoms, and sanitary products off the bottom of your board.
Never mind a dry-robe.
NBC suit required.
I don't care much whether a European place or not, I'd just like us to build on where we are as a team this coming season and I hope we haven't peaked.
We should just see this season out and try not to pick up any more long term injuries. It's been a tough period for the lads.
But I would like...
My boot of choice as I got older.
Was fed up with feeling the studs pushing through the sole of my previous pairs of boots.
As a kid I wore adidas Beckenbauer.
I'll just leave the Adam Wharton quote here.
“The way they’ve brought players from the Championship and developed them into world-class players in the Premier League is something that stood out to me, and it’s a big reason why I wanted to come here.”
I've just realised that Roy (I'm 92 you know) Hodgson must obviously love football more than the majority of us.
Who of us could be arsed to manage that premier league rag-tag team at his age with the money he's obviously got stashed away in an off shore account somewhere.
Maybe he just can't...
That is not good watching.
We know it happens but some fat middle aged dude hitting his head on the ground is not nice.
Even if he did bring it upon himself.
Genuinely, I hope he's OK the silly old duffer.
Might not be so keen next time.