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I think I remember a TV presenter a while back meaning to say "cup soccer" but "co*k sucker" unfortunately came out instead. Just a slip of the tongue. Maybe Astrid made the same mistake.

Absolute ****. Not banged up anywhere near long enough.

Merda Merda, then something about Tesco? Probably home delivery. As a Polish friend of mine might say "what a twak"

I'll use @jcdenton08 template: I want Liverpool to win because I f**king hate Chelsea. Simple as that. 4-1 Liverpool win.

The hoarding behind is egging them on.

Tactical battle unless De Rossi sets up as Everton did yesterday. Sit deep, soak up pressure and try to counter attack and we'll easily smash five or six into their goal. If they come out attacking then we'll struggle to score even one goal. Best they come out attacking.

And it was their own car they'd travelled down in. That'll learn us

Considering some subjects that are taught in schools nowadays couldn't we teach some form of basic warcraft or soldiering at least? Maybe how to take apart and reassemble the latest machine gun or how to zero in a sniper rifle. Possibly which part of an enemy to shoot so he causes the most...

Dyche doesn't have our number in my opinion. We've played him too many times over too many years with different players of differing skill, strength, and speed levels , in different formations, under different managers with different strategies. It's either psychological Or He's not only a Dalek...

The above shows we have an on target to shot percentage of 40% 38% 39% 30% in those games. Opposition 50% pretty much. Considering the possession we don't shoot often enough and when we do it's quite often wide of the goal. We would need quite a few more shots in each game to reach the...

Someone needs to change the ball for a bag of oranges.

The right hook of friendship proffered so diplomatically there.

Never mind winning or losing. I don't care much either way but f*** me we're going to be playing against Roma. That's the Roma. At the Stadio Olimpico. Former home of the absolutely stupendous Francesco Totti. They'll hopefully play in that deep red kit. It's monumental. BHA playing AS Roma in...

The BHA pretendance equation works just fine and we should just announce that our military forces are greater in number than they really are. The figure only needs serve to deter anyone thinking of trying it on. Come real war it won't matter how many fully or half arsed trained combatants any...

Qualcuno qui un mese fa ci ha informato che la pizza era americana e non italiana. Lui aveva ragione?

Let's hope we get there with a strong team.

I'm a sucker for a long and low old school Audi saloon. Straight line proportional perfection.

As a lad growing up, I remember my dear old Mum having a yellow duster.

I recall reading that one of the major differences between tattooed people and non-tattooed people is that those with tattooes don't tend to moan about the choices of those without.

What were his views on the unqualified dentists issue?