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The team's got to be NSC OnlyFans F.C. We could do a naked calendar. But best wait until the weather gets a bit warmer.

If you lot only knew how good I think I remember I was. I get better every year I get older.

I expect Swansman's already looking into the price of weed and pizza around Åre. Poor Graham.

I remember seeing a film of her playing the upright organ.

I have a friend (Lukas) in Slovakia who, just two days ago sent me this picture he'd taken with his camera. I commented that considering the content of his photo and the tiny area of space it captured, there just couldn't be any way that we're alone out here. Nb These are Slovakian stars etc so...

The only option is to tow the Isle of Wight to France and let them all settle there. I went in September this year and the roads were pretty clear, didn't seem overly populated and with obviously plenty of infrastructure already in place. Ideal.

This country. You can't even potentially maim anyone today without being sent to jail. Bradley Walsh's son is so bland, completely vanilla isn't he.

You knew you'd overdone it when the most special part of the tape started to go a bit squiffy through being rewound, paused, and slo-mo'd far too many times.

Did she put in much effort or could you tell she was "wishing she was somewhere else"?

All of us of a certain age had a few VHS tapes for those special alone moments when the dog was locked in the kitchen, the curtains were tightly drawn and the missus was out down the Whitehawk social club on strippers night. Probably.

I just had to take a listen to a band called "The Winkies." They are exceptionally AC/DC, with some Status Quo and a bit of Dandy Warhols thrown in. Definitely "Winkies oh yea."

Jonny.rainbow is a Crodo alt? Am I right? New Gladiators =Re-fried dog nuggets in my opinion.

I've heard that when she dies, she wants her skin to be donated to Land of Leather. © someone or other in the 1970-80s

In basketball vernacular that was half way to being a "pick and roll".

Joey Barton V Jeremy Vine in court for whatever. Can they both lose please.

I feel that along with all the visible surgeries she must've had her foof renovated as well. I don't even want to start to imagine what it looks like. She's paid out hundreds of thousands of £s for modifications over the years and she's either removed all the mirrors at her home to prevent her...

I thought your "we" might've been the UK. Thanks for explaining. I really hope it's Snowmageddon.

When you say "us" are you talking Sussex? What exactly are you saying anyway? Are we/you/me getting snow or not? I's gots to know Please say yes, please say yes for turning Newmarket into Newmarctic.

It's $160 trillion now. If the UN have their wits about them and are anything like civil engineering companies then that figure will at least double by the time they get half way to 2050.