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You eunuchs do realise the man's in his 50's, right? I'd probably spontaneously combust were I to see a fella of his years kitted out in Sergio Tacchini or FILA. Get yourself some white oxfords and a few all-purpose suits. Build on that with some v-neck knits and flattering, dark jeans. In the...

That's how I like it, Steve. Matches mine.

Barry Manilow. Failing that, Barry Manilow. Slash Natasha Kaplinsky.

The point = that. I am Simon Cowell.

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Who fists who? What exactly does she mean when she says it?

HERE Sit back and bop.

Barry Venison stood on Shaun McCaulty's last quaver. Call the police, extra extra!

Their limp wrists gift them an approximately 31% greater wrist angle when trimming barnets. For bi-sexuals it is only about 25%. In addition, their limp wrists and prancey walk allow them to, respectively, turn the big wheels and clean the deck with sponges wrapped around their feet with...

Friendly neighborhood mammary inspector Michael Bolton here. If you could just drop your dress, Trigger, we can get things underway. Yes, the bra too. WTF no?!

My steaming faeces smeared into the caricature of Howard Wilkinson. Post Sunderland days, of course. Before it broke, the handle of my toilet brush was forged in the image of Des Lynam. Good laughs for the family.

Did they then take turns to pee on the target from long distances? I heard this is how these so-called 'fans' get their kicks.

lol ur tits. lrn2embed. But yes, I hate to break it to you. Bobby Zamora has indeed played his last game for Albion. About five years ago in fact.

Are you saying that these thugs were disguising themselves as 'away' fans when they were in fact genuine Gulls? Now that is deplorable.

This is why I hate Britain. :drink: I scoff heartily at all those who still use the terms 'coloured' and 'half-caste'. :salute: A few years back, I was savagely beaten by Brighton fans on account of 'looking like a stinkin' yid'. I have a large nose and black hair, so it's understandable they...

I think it's a great show, guys. Plus, the Lebanese MILF seriously deserved to be straightened out! Greg Wallace = God. Over and out, neighborinos!

I once played with him in Queen's Park. Back in the 90's. He played goalie back then. Formidable opposition on account of his three extra fingers. He's never been the same since he moved up the park and had the operation. By the way, Withdean Wanderer, your avatar makes me want to be sick.

Please, Don, get reconciled and start fact-finding. All one has to do is check out the Gallagher brothers' barnets to realise Oasis aren't what they're cracked up to be. Most days, I listen to the extremely rare Rick Astley rendition of 'Nessum Dorma'. Probably at least ten times daily...