Masterchef

[Normal Rob]

Cooking Doesn't Get Tougher Than This!!!

Dun Dun Dah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Notters]

I love it. Why does Greg Wallace hold the fork/spoon in his mouth for 5 minutes before drawing it out again?!

 

[Normal Rob]

feck knows.

The overstated melodrama of it all never fails to crack me up - especially when they come to the final two (in the discussion phase) and LEAVE US ON A KNIFE-EDGE!

DUN DUN DAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mr sheen]

My mate Tony appeared on it last year

 

[Hockley Blues]

Why do they both SHOUT at the camera despite it being mere INCHES from their FACE??

 

[The Spanish]

i cannot watch it without thinking of the vic reeves version.

YouTube - Vic and Bob - Masterchef

 

[Hercules Rockerfeller]

Greg Wallace is a jumped up Greengrocer. Foodwriter my bottom. I write a shopping list, don't make me a food writer Wallace!

 

[johnny jigsaw]

i cannot watch it without thinking of the vic reeves version.

YouTube - Vic and Bob - Masterchef

That always makes me laugh, but is also strangely disturbing.

 

[Hockley Blues]

i cannot watch it without thinking of the vic reeves version.

YouTube - Vic and Bob - Masterchef

I remember watching that as a kid. I actually wet myself with laughter

 

[Notters]

Why do they both SHOUT at the camera despite it being mere INCHES from their FACE??

A war of egos I guess...

 

[murraymints4brighton]

i hate the way that guy with the egg head just exists. his f***ing head for one blocks out all sunlight as he bellows nonsense down through my ears. he isnt even a food critic he a bloody wine tester so what does he know.

 

[csider]

WOW, THIS PACKS A PUNCH.....!

Baldy was in a Sunday paper recently saying hoe he used to be a coke snorting Milwall top boy.........DONT GET MUCH TOUGHER THAN THAT..!!

 

[vegster]

Usual old dross.... ordinary people with a small amount of talent with over expectations of success. All the old cliches on view.... " I'm going for it as I think this is my destiny" " I want to fulfil my dreams of owning and running my own restaurant " " I know I can do this, I was born to do this"

Usual old dissing and weeding out, as stated, Mr Free Lunch Gregrocer passing his judgement as good cop to Torode's bad cop.... this is what telly has become because we let it happen... yes people, WE watched the first tentatative Wannabe Singers, Dancers, Nancy's,Chefs etc put them selves in to the firepit in the hope of becoming a celebrity because they feel they have the right To be what they want to be.. oh, not by hard work in the background, no no NO !..... by doing it all on telly so everyone can share their heaven and their hell.. well we watched and voted and now we are paying for it.. lord help us

 

[Michael Bolton]

I think it's a great show, guys.

Plus, the Lebanese MILF seriously deserved to be straightened out!

Greg Wallace = God. Over and out, neighborinos!

 

[Notters]

oh, another new poster!

 

[defrocked priest]

Usual old dross.... ordinary people with a small amount of talent with over expectations of success. All the old cliches on view.... " I'm going for it as I think this is my destiny" " I want to fulfil my dreams of owning and running my own restaurant " " I know I can do this, I was born to do this"

Usual old dissing and weeding out, as stated, Mr Free Lunch Gregrocer passing his judgement as good cop to Torode's bad cop.... this is what telly has become because we let it happen... yes people, WE watched the first tentatative Wannabe Singers, Dancers, Nancy's,Chefs etc put them selves in to the firepit in the hope of becoming a celebrity because they feel they have the right To be what they want to be.. oh, not by hard work in the background, no no NO !..... by doing it all on telly so everyone can share their heaven and their hell.. well we watched and voted and now we are paying for it.. lord help us

Nail,head and why I don't watch it.

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

I am very very bored of people on TV who when asked why they should have the opportunity basically find five different ways of saying "I want it because I want it". That's not a reason. And by the way if you'd always wanted to be a chef you'd have got off your ass and done it. The reality is you haven't "always wanted it", you just fancy the idea and your Mum and your friends tell you how talented you are when you're not.

PS John "Click the fork on my teeth every bleedin' time I eat" Torode and Greg "I've got a sweet tooth, yes that's right I've got literally one tooth" Wallace love the ladies and a good sob story.

 

[Mr deez]

I love masterchef.

 

[adrian29uk]

Too many bloody cooks, chefs draining funds from the BBC.
Some of them on the TV bring nothing new.

Please let me know if any of you have actually repeated the recipes at home?

 

[The Large One]

The concept is fine.

The presenters are cocks.