Masterchef

[Beach Hut]

As Brucie said: "didn't he do well"

 

[Lady Whistledown]

THAT IS LIKE HEAVEN ON THE END OF MY TONGUE

Crap trophy I must say. In fact, as Gregg might put it- your ingredients are all there, you've got substance and you've put a lot into it, but your presentation is way, way out.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

PS did anybody else snigger when Gregg Wallace started going on about how good the clam tasted in his mouth?

 

[The Spanish]

It is beyond parody. Junior Spanish has just traipsed up the stairs to bed going 'its being true to a crab' while killing himself laughing. He is 11.

 

[seagull_special]

Pure class just watched it on I Player, I love John Torodes looks of concern when things don't go well, like a 5 yr old in the school play. I really love this programme and when they visited the Michelin star restaurants it was brilliant. The presenters are a pair of repetitive knobs with their hearing aids turned off but that just adds to the fun. Spanish you are right that is for me it is the quote of the year


'its being true to a crab'

 

[fire&skill]

It is beyond parody. Junior Spanish has just traipsed up the stairs to bed going 'its being true to a crab' while killing himself laughing. He is 11.

Good on ya, Jr. Spanish - it wasn't just me then. 'True to the f*ckin' crab' - what a load of arse.

 

[The Spanish]

Edna picked it up first in fairness. If I had a band, Being True to a Crab would be my next album title now.


Thing is it did look f***ing lovely.