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Just got in my diesel citreon and altho it started , the alternator light stayed on and most of the electrics dont work,speedo, windowwipers, petrol gauge etc(luckily the headlights still did so i could get home) Im just wondering whether the cold weather has knacked the battery hence the...

I'm PC and wont say anymore for fear of offending ..

ROB BASS AND DJ EASY ROCK 'IT TAKES TWO' and Ron Burgundy singing 'Afternoon Delight' in Anchorman YouTube - Anchorman-Afternoon Delight LMAO :shrug:(no idea how to post youtube pages as per above so just links im afraid....SOZ.....for being stupid!)

What happened when the Pope went to mount Olive ? Popeye nearly fcuking killed him !!!!!

Lesbos ??

How many dyslexics does it take to change a light-blub? . . Dyslexic drug-addict, choked on his own vimto !! oldun'but surely goldun ??:

:drunk: "Greatest ever" ...... 'and many more ' ....HMMMMMM:laugh:

'hangs head in shame ' TAXI !!!!!!!!

Little boy asks Dad where 'poo' comes from.Dad explains food passes down the oesophagus to the stomach where disgetive enzymes induce a probiotic reaction in the alimentary canal to extract protein before waste products descend via the colon and rectum to emerge as 'poo' . . "F*ck me" says the...

Bloke walks past a sandwich shop, the board outside says 'cheese rolls 50p ,A w*nk £1.50. Not bad he thinks, walks in and says to the woman behind the jump , are you the bird that 'does' the w*nks?' "I am" she says ... "well , wash your hands and do us a cheese roll !!!! ............ I thank...

The ledge' that is 'Gina G.':clap2: DJ Otzi immediately 'springs' to mind . Another classic !!!!!!

Dee Dee na na na Saturday night, I feel the air Is getting hot Like you baby I ll make you mine you know I ll take you to the top I ll drive you crazy Saturday night, dance, I like The way you move Pretty baby It s party time and not one Minute we can lose Be my baby:D:D:D