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Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
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In case you don't find any in your cracker, it's the crap joke for Xmas thread
- Thread starter El Presidente
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otk
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Two cows in a field
Which one has CJD?
The one that is alight
Which one has CJD?
The one that is alight
dougdeep
New member
Two budgies on a perch, one said, can you smell fish?
Bakesy
Farting for ENGLAND!!!
...."and Brighton were well worth their win...."
Guy Fawkes
The voice of treason
- Sep 29, 2007
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Police today sealed off parts of the London Underground following the discovery of a large number of people stuck to the tunnel walls - Al Quaeda later announced they had been responsible for using the worlds first no more nails bomb
dougdeep
New member
What is a specimen?
Issa Italian astronaut, innit?
Issa Italian astronaut, innit?
otk
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If you imagine a big cracker with A5 size joke slips…
A farmer goes to a neighbouring pig farm and asks how much the pig farmer would charge for his prize pig to service the farmer’s sow
The pig farmer says it would be ten pounds a time and to bring the sow round at 6am. to catch his prize pig at his best
At ten to six the following morning, the farmer gets his sow, loads her into a wheelbarrow and wheels her round to the pig farm. Nature takes it’s course and he wheels her back
This goes on for a couple of days and they seem to be getting on with the job OK
On the fourth night, the farmer has a few beers with his pals in the village and when he gets home, he forgets to set his alarm. He wakes up at ten thirty and panics that he’s missed his sow’s appointment at the pig farm
He looks out of the bedroom window and rubs his eyes, for down below is
The sow sitting in the wheelbarrow
A farmer goes to a neighbouring pig farm and asks how much the pig farmer would charge for his prize pig to service the farmer’s sow
The pig farmer says it would be ten pounds a time and to bring the sow round at 6am. to catch his prize pig at his best
At ten to six the following morning, the farmer gets his sow, loads her into a wheelbarrow and wheels her round to the pig farm. Nature takes it’s course and he wheels her back
This goes on for a couple of days and they seem to be getting on with the job OK
On the fourth night, the farmer has a few beers with his pals in the village and when he gets home, he forgets to set his alarm. He wakes up at ten thirty and panics that he’s missed his sow’s appointment at the pig farm
He looks out of the bedroom window and rubs his eyes, for down below is
The sow sitting in the wheelbarrow
dougdeep
New member
What's white, furry and tastes of mint?
A POLO bear.
A POLO bear.
Chapper's Own Goal
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- Dec 29, 2008
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Bloke walks past a sandwich shop, the board outside says 'cheese rolls 50p ,A w*nk £1.50. Not bad he thinks, walks in and says to the woman behind the jump , are you the bird that 'does' the w*nks?' "I am" she says ... "well , wash your hands and do us a cheese roll !!!! ............ I thank you !!!:thud:
dougdeep
New member
Why do women enjoy orgasms so much.
It means they can moan for longer.
It means they can moan for longer.
Curious Orange
Punxsatawney Phil
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
A carrot!
Chapper's Own Goal
New member
- Dec 29, 2008
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Little boy asks Dad where 'poo' comes from.Dad explains food passes down the oesophagus to the stomach where disgetive enzymes induce a probiotic reaction in the alimentary canal to extract protein before waste products descend via the colon and rectum to emerge as 'poo'
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"F*ck me" says the little boy ..." and what about Tigger? "
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"F*ck me" says the little boy ..." and what about Tigger? "
Chapper's Own Goal
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- Dec 29, 2008
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Keeping The Dream Alive.
Naming Rights
Why did the one teacher stop teaching?
Because she only had one pupil.
:thud:
Because she only had one pupil.
:thud:
pasty
A different kind of pasty
If a red house is made out of red bricks, a blue house is made out of blue bricks and a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, what is a green house made out of?
Glass.
Glass.
Keeping The Dream Alive.
Naming Rights
On which side do chickens have the most feathers?
The outside.
The outside.
Two cannibals are eating a clown, one turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you?"
champion7
fast and furious
A little boy doing his homework says to dad,i need to make a sentance using the words REALISTIC and POTENTIALY but i don't know what they mean.
Dad says to son,go and ask your mum and sister if they would sleep with the milkman for 1 million.Boy comes back and says yes they would,dad says potentialy we have 2 million quid,realisticly we're living with 2 slags.
Dad says to son,go and ask your mum and sister if they would sleep with the milkman for 1 million.Boy comes back and says yes they would,dad says potentialy we have 2 million quid,realisticly we're living with 2 slags.
Barrel of Fun
Abort, retry, fail
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from the Russians.
A: To get away from the Russians.