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i worry i may get to drunk, pass out, and have some strange woman trying to take my innocence away, there must be one out there???? :D

woke up with hangover from hell and puking everywhere??? just me again, :rolleyes: got to do it all again tonight, i hope the lord knows what suffering i go through to celebrate his birthday every bloody year,:angry:

anyone on the shant today??? where??

i want to buy or at least hire a one armed lesbian dwarf, on my own this christmas you understand

if i remember rightly there was pc beard, binnsy, rosy, and fat chops were the 4 delightful coppers we has looking complete fools in the beloved Goldstone, anyone else remember those 4?

off from 6 this morning till jan the 5th:clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink:

you should not take teh piss out of wedings and marrigies, they should be the most important thing in your life, well id hate to be your best man, it will only end in fireworks:angry:

PC Beard still works at Withdean, he is in old bill cctv box, on match days, honest, sorry if someone beat me to it

ever been to ROCHDALE??????

a few good performances at the old goldstone,outside north stand, kicking it off with palace, oxford in hove park, brentford in the tunnel, sheff wed on the footbridge, luton getting slapped at hove station, zulus getting chased out of west stand, going mental in goldstone lane with, bristol...

shag it slap it ged rid of it, bet you cant belive im single? :lolol:

Cardinal Newman, Battered Blatch mill, hove park school, and the rest, never defeated! not untill i got sacked as teacher there :lolol:

well come on lets see her again, the only reason i posted this crap thread anyway was to see the big breasted bint again :jester:

who is this Mandy wench? not that im complaining, think she is lovley, but who is she???????:dunce:

and so is my wife :lolol:

whats her number? :dunce: lol

shit, shes still not awake, she may be dead! anyone got mandys number? :lolol:

dont need a bloody plumber, just someone to put my cam and speakers in so i can have a good old tug :p

ive just shagged my missus, thank fook she didnt wake up :clap2:

lol, where do i get the water from?