Help?????

[Big Rob]

I got cam for pc, also speakers, cant get any to work, cant be bothered to read instructions, i like easy life, dont like using my brain, especially after night out on piss, so if anyone is good enough to come round and sort it, there is a drink in it for you, im in hove

 

[Bakesy]

Don't expect a rush you lazy fekker.

 

[Big Rob]

at least ive been honest lol

 

[Bakesy]

True.........

 

[Eggmundo]

Just plug them all in and see what happens?
It can't hurt..

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

Just plug them all in and see what happens?
It can't hurt..

NO...........DONT!! it can hurt, thats why im on my third set of speakers

 

[Big Rob]

come round and do it beer in it for you lol

 

[hitony]

come round and do it beer in it for you lol

Im on me way Rob, might be a little while though, im catching the next bus from bridgend, cya soon mate

 

[Big Rob]

come round the back, dont want everyone to know what a lazy fooker am i lol

 

[hitony]

come round the back, dont want everyone to know what a lazy fooker am i lol

look, if i dont make it in time, heres what you do, its very simple, just follow these instructions step by step:

(1) fill bowl full of water and put in front of computer.
(2) take off shoes and socks and stand in the bowl of water.
(3) on the wall you will see whats known in the trade as an ELECTRIC SOCKET, this is normally white in colour and will have 3 small slits in it, these will be in a triangular position.
(4) to check you have power, get a metal knife and ensuring the small switch to the left of these small slits is in the on position, proceed to stick the knife in the slits, you will know when theres power running through the socket as you will get a weird and funny sensation !!!
(5) when you get back from the hospital, proceed to plug all the componants that you have into the back of the tall thingy thats ofton called a tower.
NOTE: if you fail to return from the hospital, you probably wont need your computer anymore, and to do you a favour i will take it off your hands for the princly sum of £5.00 !!!

i hope all the above is of good help to you, im here to help anytime you need it mate

 

[Big Rob]

lol, where do i get the water from?

 

[hitony]

lol, where do i get the water from?

im sorry but im an experianced electrician / computer engineer, you will have to ask a plubmer technical questions like that, i would hate to advise you wrongly and possibly endanger your life !!

 

[hitony]

im sorry but im an experianced electrician / computer engineer, you will have to ask a plubmer technical questions like that, i would hate to advise you wrongly and possibly endanger your life !!

see.....i cant even freaking spell PLUMBER !!!!!

 

[Bakesy]

Quality posting........i'm a plumber but on a sunday any advice IS going to cost..........

 

[Redhead]

Free advice, use toilet water and a vegetable knife

 

[hitony]

Quality posting........i'm a plumber but on a sunday any advice IS going to cost..........

please note Rob, i gave my expert advice FREE of charge, even though it is a sunday !!!

watch these plumbers Rob they might give you bad advice !! (if bakesy says "get the water out of the tap" get a second opinion, ive heard that one before and i think its the advice of a cowboy mate !!! )

 

[Eggmundo]

I second that...never trust a plumber.

Ask Jeeves instead.

 

[Big Rob]

dont need a bloody plumber, just someone to put my cam and speakers in so i can have a good old tug