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This thread has made me laugh more than The Krankies ever did. Is it wrong to laugh at your own thread?? :shrug:

Krankie hurt in beanstalk tumble Jeanette Krankie (right) has been injured after an on-stage fall Children's entertainer Jeanette Krankie has been taken to hospital with head injuries after falling off a pantomime beanstalk in Glasgow. The 57-year-old is starring in a production of Jack...

A bottle of single malt

Yes go for it - open the pot and smell it first in case it is in formalin. Just have a nibble then put it back and tell us all about it. I dont think it will be edible though.

Human meat was known as Long Pig in cannibal circles.

Easy you have obviously never worked in the catering trade - this blokes potentially dirty fingers are nothing compared to what had undoubtedly happened to things you have eaten in restaurants. :ohmy:

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:eek: you'll be putting her photo address and phone number on here next!!

Kev be careful - you sound like you are asking to get hurt by getting all loved up after 2 days!! dont expect too much... and you have got to change your user name on that chat site now - you know that everyone reading this is now registering on that site as young girls...... :angry:

Yes sounds like herpes to me - get to a chemist and buy some Zovirax now

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Its by Terry Garrogan - he does it live every year around this time I think.

Women who smoke are more likely to get lung cancer than men who smoke.

I am going to FBS tonight at Brixton Academy :clap2: :clap2:

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! not for 600 addresses!!!! :eek:

I couldnt watch it - had to hide behind the settee - it was horrible. I know someone who shagged him!! :eek:

I agree - this thread is fantastic - but has been ruined by people talking about football :shootself :lolol:

44 :clap: those kids on the trailer for the TV programme are very scary though

not sure what a trombone is but it sounds uncomfortable :nono: